so, what do you do for work?

Paul Hoffman

@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?

Dima Pasechnik 🇺🇦 🇳🇱

@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently

0x4d6165 (Julie or Mae)

@molly0xfff they're learning from FTX it seems

Dio9sys

@molly0xfff
he must work on their crypto side of house

Justin Thomas

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.

John Breen

@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.

RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress:

@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:

VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.

They have since updated the first two.

GadgetGav

@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents

Nate Vack 🍴

@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff

Nazo

@molly0xfff I feel like making a joke about the sheriff rebranding himself as Robin Hood, but I think it hits a little too close to home.

Dave Alvarado

@molly0xfff web3 bros avoid being edgelords challenge level: impossible.