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  3. Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

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  • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

    Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

    #dadjokes #paleontology

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    Kierkethumbs up convincingly
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    #5

    @midacre never trust a toot - fossil edition

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    • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

      Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

      #dadjokes #paleontology

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      colinux
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      #6

      @midacre enshitification in geology.

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      • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

        Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

        #dadjokes #paleontology

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        #7

        @midacre 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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        • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

          Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

          #dadjokes #paleontology

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          Da_Gut
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          #8

          @midacre this is a great one!

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          • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

            Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

            #dadjokes #paleontology

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            Lynn McAlister UE :mstdn:
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            #9

            @midacre *groan*

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            • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

              Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

              #dadjokes #paleontology

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              Eli
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              #10

              @midacre You've plunged me into the depths of laughter with this one πŸ˜‚

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              • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                #dadjokes #paleontology

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                SilvertipGrizz
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                #11

                @midacre ………. you win.

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                • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                  Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                  #dadjokes #paleontology

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                  LAUREN
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                  #12

                  @midacre

                  I think this is a nerd, dad, paleontology hat trick

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                  • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                    Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                    #dadjokes #paleontology

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                    CynBloggerℒ️Resists Tyranny!
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                    #13

                    @midacre
                    I got it
                    But I reject it.

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                    • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                      Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                      #dadjokes #paleontology

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                      I am Jack's Found 404
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                      @midacre

                      Etm etm etm...

                      https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115939509981692384

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                      • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                        Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                        #dadjokes #paleontology

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                        @midacre Long ago, in the 90s, I worked for a research lab. we had macs and windows machines. The macs were all named after plants, and the windows machines were named after minerals. The main mac was "Garden", and the main PC was "Quarry". One of the younger researchers, by the luck of the draw (totally my choice, and it was fun) got the Coprolite machine. about 8 months later he figured it out and left me a voice mail to the tune of, "I have no idea how you people, being the jokers you are, get any work done. Coprolite? Really?"

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                        • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                          Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                          #dadjokes #paleontology

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                          MegatronicThronBanks
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                          @midacre

                          Oh very pood.

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                          • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                            Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                            #dadjokes #paleontology

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                            ciaodaddy
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                            @midacre I've never heard of coprolites, but I think I can de-deuce what they are.

                            (sorry)

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                            • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                              Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                              #dadjokes #paleontology

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                              M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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                              @midacre God DAMN that's good.

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                              • I am Jack's Found 404F I am Jack's Found 404

                                @midacre

                                Etm etm etm...

                                https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115939509981692384

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                                Vee
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                                @float13 @midacre 🀣

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                                • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                                  Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                                  #dadjokes #paleontology

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                                  @midacre @joybooster πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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                                  • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                                    Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                                    #dadjokes #paleontology

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                                    RichardInSandy
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                                    @midacre that joke’s shit.

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                                    • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                                      Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                                      #dadjokes #paleontology

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                                      Mike Spencer
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                                      #22

                                      @midacre
                                      I thought this was a copilot joke at first...

                                      Very good!

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                                      • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                                        Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                                        #dadjokes #paleontology

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                                        N0tSure
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                                        @midacre You're in

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                                        • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                                          Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                                          #dadjokes #paleontology

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                                          @midacre That surpasses my previous favourite dad joke. Ready?

                                          *ahem*

                                          What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

                                          Well, I've never had a lentil on my face.

                                          @dgar

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