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Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

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  • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

    Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

    #dadjokes #paleontology

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    #13

    @midacre
    I got it
    But I reject it.

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    • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

      Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

      #dadjokes #paleontology

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      #14

      @midacre

      Etm etm etm...

      https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115939509981692384

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      • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

        Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

        #dadjokes #paleontology

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        #15

        @midacre Long ago, in the 90s, I worked for a research lab. we had macs and windows machines. The macs were all named after plants, and the windows machines were named after minerals. The main mac was "Garden", and the main PC was "Quarry". One of the younger researchers, by the luck of the draw (totally my choice, and it was fun) got the Coprolite machine. about 8 months later he figured it out and left me a voice mail to the tune of, "I have no idea how you people, being the jokers you are, get any work done. Coprolite? Really?"

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        • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

          Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

          #dadjokes #paleontology

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          MegatronicThronBanks
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          #16

          @midacre

          Oh very pood.

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          • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

            Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

            #dadjokes #paleontology

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            #17

            @midacre I've never heard of coprolites, but I think I can de-deuce what they are.

            (sorry)

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            • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

              Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

              #dadjokes #paleontology

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              M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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              @midacre God DAMN that's good.

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              • I am Jack's Found 404F I am Jack's Found 404

                @midacre

                Etm etm etm...

                https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115939509981692384

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                #19

                @float13 @midacre 🤣

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                • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                  Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                  #dadjokes #paleontology

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                  #20

                  @midacre @joybooster 🤦‍♀️

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                  • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                    Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                    #dadjokes #paleontology

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                    #21

                    @midacre that joke’s shit.

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                    • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                      Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                      #dadjokes #paleontology

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                      #22

                      @midacre
                      I thought this was a copilot joke at first...

                      Very good!

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                      • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                        Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                        #dadjokes #paleontology

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                        #23

                        @midacre You're in

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                        • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                          Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                          #dadjokes #paleontology

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                          #24

                          @midacre That surpasses my previous favourite dad joke. Ready?

                          *ahem*

                          What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

                          Well, I've never had a lentil on my face.

                          @dgar

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                          • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                            Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                            #dadjokes #paleontology

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                            @midacre that made me laugh 😊

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                            • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                              Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                              #dadjokes #paleontology

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                              #26

                              @midacre copropilot was here before but now I think about it again. Also got the joke.

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                              • Michael CrewsM Michael Crews

                                Coprolites aren't my favorite fossil but they're a solid number two.

                                #dadjokes #paleontology

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                                @midacre I have a coprolite, it looks just like you'd expect. My boss in the 1980s studied geology but WW2 meant US citizens of Japanese heritage couldn't get jobs even after serving in the US Military during the war. So he started a nursery and 40 yrs later was running a nursery supply company. I worked there and he was always talking geology. The coprolite is a fun thing to own!

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