I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $200, Ken

(forced transition story)

He's making everyone Christian again. Also Charlie Kirk etc etc etc

I"m not saying it's a cult but the JUST STARTED CLAPPING IN UNISON.

He definitely wants to fuck either the Ukrainian refugee or maybe a woman biking

also open borders

it's like huffing glue

he's so mad the dems won't stand for him.

Oh sure you can get drug prices down 600% but you only stop murder by a piddling 100%, what about these 500% lives, SIR

Trump has never seen anything like, well, anything.

@quinn He must be to have created all those wars he stopped

@quinn No, you should turn off what you're watching and get some sleep.

@quinn

"Pedophile" can be pronounced with the same number of syllables for a competing chant.

@quinn His memory goes back about 20 seconds.

@quinn I defy anyone to hog tie the American women's hockey team, sedated or not.

And anyone who tries better be sure they're well sedated, because if any of the women wake up, she's gonna commit five-minute major penalties on his ass.

@quinn And he rambles incoherently, repeating himself and contradicting himself at random.

@quinn at least he doesn't have the vocabulary to say "tumescent"

@quinn you’re tired, he’s incoherent

@quinn well, he has the best words. He's told us that for years