I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

If cheek filler was radioactive, all of DC would be slowly dying demon core style.

My cat isn't appreciating this deviation from our normal routine.

I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.

The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

Let's start the Like no one has ever seen before count.

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recorded history goes back about a hundred years?

ah making up shit. I can't really follow it.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

He still doesn't understand that tariffs are on Americas.

Also we're the hottest country, presumably that the national mar-a-lago face

More Americans are working today than ever, especially those lazy-ass kids.

the way he says the state of our union is strong makes me want to sue him for sexual assault

*incoherent screaming*

(no really, I swear)

JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.