I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

The most endearing thing about Americans is that we never have a clue when we're supposed to stand up or sit down.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

Let's start the Like no one has ever seen before count.

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recorded history goes back about a hundred years?

ah making up shit. I can't really follow it.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

He still doesn't understand that tariffs are on Americas.

Also we're the hottest country, presumably that the national mar-a-lago face

More Americans are working today than ever, especially those lazy-ass kids.

the way he says the state of our union is strong makes me want to sue him for sexual assault

*incoherent screaming*

(no really, I swear)

JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

@quinn waiting for the highlight reel

The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.

@pinsk sorry all we have is lowlight reels

"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously

they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.