I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

He still doesn't understand that tariffs are on Americas.

Also we're the hottest country, presumably that the national mar-a-lago face

More Americans are working today than ever, especially those lazy-ass kids.

the way he says the state of our union is strong makes me want to sue him for sexual assault

*incoherent screaming*

(no really, I swear)

JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

@quinn waiting for the highlight reel

The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.

@pinsk sorry all we have is lowlight reels

"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously

they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.

Should i keep drinking? Y/N

Once again just making up numbers, from a disaster he ...kind of... caused.

JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now

Sorry I dozed off there for a bit

$5,000 for the year for Megan! That should get you a couple month's rent!

I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.