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  • BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
    BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
    Bodhipaksa
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    Right! Hard toilet paper!

    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

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    JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J richR Lilly HunterL PeedieweeP Brian LavelleB 73 Replies Last reply
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    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

      Right! Hard toilet paper!

      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

      JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J This user is from outside of this forum
      JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J This user is from outside of this forum
      JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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      #2

      @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

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      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

        Right! Hard toilet paper!

        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

        richR This user is from outside of this forum
        richR This user is from outside of this forum
        rich
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        #3

        @bodhipaksa It was in my primary school - If you had to design the most non-absorbent paper in the universe - that was it, right?!

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        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

          Right! Hard toilet paper!

          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

          Lilly HunterL This user is from outside of this forum
          Lilly HunterL This user is from outside of this forum
          Lilly Hunter
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          @bodhipaksa It was "medicated" as well, whatever that meant.
          Some of it had "property of the British government" printed on it, haha!

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          • JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

            @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

            BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
            BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
            Bodhipaksa
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            #5

            @JackTheCat School. Public toilets. Right? I read somewhere that IZAL gave it away to local authorities as a perk when they bought cleaning supplies.

            We had a family friend who bought several boxes of it for next to nothing and USED IT AT HOME. He had children, dammit! Social workers should have been called in!

            JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J 1 Reply Last reply
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            • Lilly HunterL Lilly Hunter

              @bodhipaksa It was "medicated" as well, whatever that meant.
              Some of it had "property of the British government" printed on it, haha!

              BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
              BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
              Bodhipaksa
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              @LaChasseuse It was labelled as "medicated" for sure.

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              • richR rich

                @bodhipaksa It was in my primary school - If you had to design the most non-absorbent paper in the universe - that was it, right?!

                BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
                BodhipaksaB This user is from outside of this forum
                Bodhipaksa
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                #7

                @rich Completely non-absorbent and unfit for purpose. All it did was smear faeces around and lacerate your bum-hole.

                It popped into my mind the other day for some reason.

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                • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                  PeedieweeP This user is from outside of this forum
                  PeedieweeP This user is from outside of this forum
                  Peediewee
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                  @bodhipaksa scotland in primary school. it was awful.

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                  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                    @rich Completely non-absorbent and unfit for purpose. All it did was smear faeces around and lacerate your bum-hole.

                    It popped into my mind the other day for some reason.

                    richR This user is from outside of this forum
                    richR This user is from outside of this forum
                    rich
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                    @bodhipaksa It's probably worth investigating - obviously there's some scandal behind it where some Head of School Governor Board or other did a shady deal with Bacofoil or something - otherwise how in the hecking heck did this pass the most cursory of checks

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                    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                      Brian LavelleB This user is from outside of this forum
                      Brian LavelleB This user is from outside of this forum
                      Brian Lavelle
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                      @bodhipaksa

                      Yes! My vivid memory of this is in the toilets in my Lanarkshire primary school. I think of whatever-the-hell that toilet paper was made of more than is probably healthy…

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                      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                        @JackTheCat School. Public toilets. Right? I read somewhere that IZAL gave it away to local authorities as a perk when they bought cleaning supplies.

                        We had a family friend who bought several boxes of it for next to nothing and USED IT AT HOME. He had children, dammit! Social workers should have been called in!

                        JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J This user is from outside of this forum
                        JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J This user is from outside of this forum
                        JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
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                        @bodhipaksa Ooft! Wicked stuff.

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                        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                          MTPM This user is from outside of this forum
                          MTPM This user is from outside of this forum
                          MTP
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                          @bodhipaksa as a young child (born '74) that stuff was nightmare fuel as you just smeared your own shit around your bum like you were buttering the inside of a cake tin to stop the cake mix from sticking to the tin

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                          • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                            Right! Hard toilet paper!

                            People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                            I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                            If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                            [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                            Helen LHR This user is from outside of this forum
                            Helen LHR This user is from outside of this forum
                            Helen LH
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                            @bodhipaksa North West England. We ran out of tracing paper in class once and the teacher told us to nip to the loo and get some! It worked!

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                            • JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦J JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

                              @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

                              Fiona CraigF This user is from outside of this forum
                              Fiona CraigF This user is from outside of this forum
                              Fiona Craig
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                              @JackTheCat @bodhipaksa Ditto. Early 80s primary school(s) and public buildings. 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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                              • richR rich

                                @bodhipaksa It's probably worth investigating - obviously there's some scandal behind it where some Head of School Governor Board or other did a shady deal with Bacofoil or something - otherwise how in the hecking heck did this pass the most cursory of checks

                                richR This user is from outside of this forum
                                richR This user is from outside of this forum
                                rich
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                                @bodhipaksa having read more, it seems a company convinced corporations that IZAL was unstealable and actually didn't clog Britain's narrow sewage system, and convinced everyone scraping was more hygenic 😬 (since debunked)

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                                • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                  Lulu Helle :partyparrot:L This user is from outside of this forum
                                  Lulu Helle :partyparrot:L This user is from outside of this forum
                                  Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
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                                  @bodhipaksa we had evil tracing paper, then it got changed to pink sandpaper.

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                                  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                    Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                    FeloniousPunkF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    FeloniousPunkF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    FeloniousPunk
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                                    @bodhipaksa @purplepadma We still have a similar variety of paper in the states but ours doesn’t sound quite as bad as you describe. Mostly used in schools, hospitals, etc. We used to joke, calling it John Wayne toilet paper - rough and tough.

                                    Andy is Frazzled (ze/they/she)A matdaveM BodhipaksaB 3 Replies Last reply
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                                    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                      ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяΙͺʟʟB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяΙͺʟʟ
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                                      @bodhipaksa @purplepadma IZAL!

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                                      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                        Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                        Mike Prior-JonesD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Mike Prior-JonesD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Mike Prior-Jones
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                                        @bodhipaksa yes, remembered with horror from my junior school in southern England, where the toilets were in a mouldy outside block. It was so damp in there that hard paper (β€œ
                                        Izal Medicated”) was provided… anything else went soggy.

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                                        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                          Conor Mc BrideP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Conor Mc BrideP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Conor Mc Bride
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                                          @bodhipaksa I remember its name, but I shall not say its name, for fear of summoning it.

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