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  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

    Right! Hard toilet paper!

    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

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    Brian LavelleB This user is from outside of this forum
    Brian LavelleB This user is from outside of this forum
    Brian Lavelle
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    #10

    @bodhipaksa

    Yes! My vivid memory of this is in the toilets in my Lanarkshire primary school. I think of whatever-the-hell that toilet paper was made of more than is probably healthy…

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    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

      @JackTheCat School. Public toilets. Right? I read somewhere that IZAL gave it away to local authorities as a perk when they bought cleaning supplies.

      We had a family friend who bought several boxes of it for next to nothing and USED IT AT HOME. He had children, dammit! Social workers should have been called in!

      JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦J This user is from outside of this forum
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      JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
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      #11

      @bodhipaksa Ooft! Wicked stuff.

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      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

        Right! Hard toilet paper!

        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

        MTPM This user is from outside of this forum
        MTPM This user is from outside of this forum
        MTP
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        #12

        @bodhipaksa as a young child (born '74) that stuff was nightmare fuel as you just smeared your own shit around your bum like you were buttering the inside of a cake tin to stop the cake mix from sticking to the tin

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        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

          Right! Hard toilet paper!

          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

          Helen LHR This user is from outside of this forum
          Helen LHR This user is from outside of this forum
          Helen LH
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          #13

          @bodhipaksa North West England. We ran out of tracing paper in class once and the teacher told us to nip to the loo and get some! It worked!

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          • JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦J JackTheRebelCat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

            @bodhipaksa Scotland. Izal. Bum brutal.

            Fiona CraigF This user is from outside of this forum
            Fiona CraigF This user is from outside of this forum
            Fiona Craig
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            #14

            @JackTheCat @bodhipaksa Ditto. Early 80s primary school(s) and public buildings. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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            • richR rich

              @bodhipaksa It's probably worth investigating - obviously there's some scandal behind it where some Head of School Governor Board or other did a shady deal with Bacofoil or something - otherwise how in the hecking heck did this pass the most cursory of checks

              richR This user is from outside of this forum
              richR This user is from outside of this forum
              rich
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              #15

              @bodhipaksa having read more, it seems a company convinced corporations that IZAL was unstealable and actually didn't clog Britain's narrow sewage system, and convinced everyone scraping was more hygenic 😬 (since debunked)

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              • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                Right! Hard toilet paper!

                People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                Lulu Helle :partyparrot:L This user is from outside of this forum
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                Lulu Helle :partyparrot:
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                @bodhipaksa we had evil tracing paper, then it got changed to pink sandpaper.

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                • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                  FeloniousPunkF This user is from outside of this forum
                  FeloniousPunkF This user is from outside of this forum
                  FeloniousPunk
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                  #17

                  @bodhipaksa @purplepadma We still have a similar variety of paper in the states but ours doesn’t sound quite as bad as you describe. Mostly used in schools, hospitals, etc. We used to joke, calling it John Wayne toilet paper - rough and tough.

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                  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                    Right! Hard toilet paper!

                    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                    ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟB This user is from outside of this forum
                    ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟB This user is from outside of this forum
                    ʙᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴇяɪʟʟ
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                    #18

                    @bodhipaksa @purplepadma IZAL!

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                    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                      Mike Prior-JonesD This user is from outside of this forum
                      Mike Prior-JonesD This user is from outside of this forum
                      Mike Prior-Jones
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                      #19

                      @bodhipaksa yes, remembered with horror from my junior school in southern England, where the toilets were in a mouldy outside block. It was so damp in there that hard paper (“
                      Izal Medicated”) was provided… anything else went soggy.

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                      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                        Right! Hard toilet paper!

                        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                        Conor Mc BrideP This user is from outside of this forum
                        Conor Mc BrideP This user is from outside of this forum
                        Conor Mc Bride
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                        @bodhipaksa I remember its name, but I shall not say its name, for fear of summoning it.

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                        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                          Evil Jim O’DonnellE This user is from outside of this forum
                          Evil Jim O’DonnellE This user is from outside of this forum
                          Evil Jim O’Donnell
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                          @bodhipaksa oh God, the memories of terrible cheap British institutional toilet paper in the 1970s and 80s.

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                          • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                            Right! Hard toilet paper!

                            People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                            I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                            If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                            [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                            robR This user is from outside of this forum
                            robR This user is from outside of this forum
                            rob
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                            @bodhipaksa Yes, I remember it. UK. I once roomed next to an Israeli guy who'd been a tank commander in the 66 war. He said, "That toilet paper!!! It wounds you!!!!"

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                            • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                              Right! Hard toilet paper!

                              People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                              I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                              If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                              [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                              Ben CliffordB This user is from outside of this forum
                              Ben CliffordB This user is from outside of this forum
                              Ben Clifford
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                              @bodhipaksa I remember it from my primary school in the south east of England

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                              • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                J This user is from outside of this forum
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                                Jill Breivik
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                                @bodhipaksa Ah yes, I remember it well. Bronco Toilet Roll was the only toilet paper available at the time. When the soft fluffy sort appeared we cried for joy. I grew up in Ireland.

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                                • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                  Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                  People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                  I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                  If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                  [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                  Moof! 🔜 T3chFestM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  Moof! 🔜 T3chFest
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                                  @bodhipaksa @drmikepj I encountered it at my grandparents’ place in England. It was terrifying

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                                  • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                    Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                    People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                    I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                    If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                    [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                    John Faithfull 🌍🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧡✊🏻✊🏿F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    John Faithfull 🌍🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧡✊🏻✊🏿F This user is from outside of this forum
                                    John Faithfull 🌍🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧡✊🏻✊🏿
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #26

                                    @bodhipaksa when I did my PhD fieldwork on the island of Rum in the 1980s, the island was still owned by the Nature Conservancy Council, part of the UK civil service. The bothy we stayed in for many months was equipped with an infinite supply of this toilet paper (with wee government arrows on it, as I recall). This must have been one of the last places where it was the only option.... 😱😬

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                                    • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                      Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                      People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                      I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                      If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                      [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                      PozorvlakP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      Pozorvlak
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                                      @bodhipaksa UK, can't be more specific (I've moved around a lot).

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                                      • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                        Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                        People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                        I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                        If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                        [Boost for larger sample, please!]

                                        Andy is Frazzled (ze/they/she)A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        Andy is Frazzled (ze/they/she)
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                                        #28

                                        @bodhipaksa Scotland in primary school in the 80s. The memory haunts me still, even after decades of soft paper and bidets.

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                                        • BodhipaksaB Bodhipaksa

                                          Right! Hard toilet paper!

                                          People of a certain age from Britain (and maybe elsewhere) will remember with horror having to use toilet paper that resembled tracing paper. It was hard and crinkly, not at all absorbent, and you could literally use it for tracing.

                                          I'm curious how many people remember the trauma of using this appalling invention.

                                          If you did encounter it, please state the offending country in the comments.

                                          [Boost for larger sample, please!]

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                                          Verđandi K Soldusty
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                                          #29

                                          @bodhipaksa
                                          England. It was one way to keep me from using the bogs or loo as tiny me used to call them.

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