Biscuit, why there of all places

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Estoy poopin.

@JenMsft hello

@JenMsft warmer than the floor. Pretty floof.

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Because it is occasionally called the porcelain throne, and what if not a throne is befitting of such floof?

@JenMsft “what?… you do it”

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I really think cats see people sitting in chairs doing things and they want the power to do those things for themselves. My cat jumps into the seat at the dinner table because he wants dinner. Maybe it's food or the socialization that happens around it, but he's there for it.

@JenMsft i’m told that cats (unlike dogs) prefer drinking from running water rather than standing water.
So perhaps he’s just queuing up for a drink?

@peterbrown there's a reason I keep the toilet lid closed and it's definitely the cats

@JenMsft Because it's a throne. And cats belong on thrones.

@JenMsft A throne, so of course. I don't see why it is a mystery

@JenMsft mebbe he needs to go https://mastodon.social/@hyc/112742258021134874

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If I fits, I sits

@JenMsft one of our cats likes to sit on the toilet, we call it being the toilet dragon guarding access to the toilet https://social.coop/@afewbugs/115933177755036572

@JenMsft For the dramatic effect.

@JenMsft because Biscuit obviously belongs on a throne.