By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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@GossiTheDog I don't understand where they keep printing money out of thin air from when disabling copilot and recall are probably the most searched things for windows 11 (besides moving the start menu back where it belongs, and switching to less janky traditional right-click menu)
@da_667 @GossiTheDog I recall it being something along the lines of tech companies stacking money for a long time and now they've decided that *this* is the thing they're going to use their war chests on
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
"It could falter..."
Quicker the better...
Maybe what they've wasted money on trying to convince us all to waste ours could be put to use doing that finding new antibiotics they promised but have nothing about
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog No. I do not want to adopt your ugly baby.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog bro
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog more "Broductivity" -> enhancing the Bureaucracy
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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@GossiTheDog I am so confused by those AI bros. It is like they have absolutely no clue how the world works?
They seem to be stunned that people don't like faulty, dangerous products. They have no clue that people have no money left for those nonsense products, which are causing chaos & more work, and who are also pissed that they are stealing data, human labour, destroying the environment and establishing a broligarchy.
And they are completely and utterly baffled that we don't love them.
@art_histories @GossiTheDog
>broligarchy
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog @briankrebs And why the faltering of the “AI boom” is a bad thing?
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog what do they mean wider adoption? everyone out there is on chatgpt all the time.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog
Obscenely rich Ai bros to ordinary people: "Please buy our Ai crap so we can continue to be obscenely wealthy.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog The AI investment bubble / con reminds me of the dot.com bubble of the late 1990s but at a magnitude or two of scale larger.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog what a load of bullshit. If people have to be forced to use it, it's hardly a boom.
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
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@GossiTheDog You know how Cory Doctorow talks about "enshittification"?
I'd suggest we label Satya's and other's warnings like this as "nadellafication":
"We built this shitty tech that's right 60% of the time, and now your IT staff spends most of its days desperately fixing what's wrong 40% of the time. Why haven't you fully embraced it?"
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By AI boom, Satya means the booming bank balance of tech execs built on a foundation of largely no value.
@GossiTheDog This is framed as a warning but I’m taking it as more of a promise.
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@GossiTheDog I am so confused by those AI bros. It is like they have absolutely no clue how the world works?
They seem to be stunned that people don't like faulty, dangerous products. They have no clue that people have no money left for those nonsense products, which are causing chaos & more work, and who are also pissed that they are stealing data, human labour, destroying the environment and establishing a broligarchy.
And they are completely and utterly baffled that we don't love them.
@art_histories @GossiTheDog the tech companies are pushing AI very hard, and some people seem unable to disagree with what they've been told.
So they accept that AI is as revolutionary as they've been led to believe, and in that context what skeptics say makes no sense.
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@cy @GossiTheDog My Ponzi scheme also falters without wider adoption LOL.
@brezelradar @cy @GossiTheDog “broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth”
“Usage growth is essential if technology is to have usage growth”
I mean, Bill Gates is an asshole, Steve Ballmer is a dickhead, but this guy is trying really hard to compete with both
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@GossiTheDog Idiots. I hope they don’t run half of IT into a wall.
@promovicz @GossiTheDog
Don’t worry, it won’t be *half* of IT. It will be *all* of Corporate IT.
