If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year.
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@anon_opin And, since real horses and lances will be a bit expensive, hobby horses and wooden swords must be used.
@UkeleleEric @anon_opin or bikes, briefcases, and umbrellas, Chap Olympiad style
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin make it so!
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin hell yes. at some point Brian Blessed will get a knighthood and the slaughter will be epic.
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@UkeleleEric @anon_opin I'll meet you half way - motorbikes and cattle prods.
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin Sounds reasonable
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
I believe that when Terry Pratchett was knighted, he studied metallurgy, got hold of some meteoric iron, and forged himself a sword. Just as a real knight should.
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I believe that when Terry Pratchett was knighted, he studied metallurgy, got hold of some meteoric iron, and forged himself a sword. Just as a real knight should.
@davidtheeviloverlord @anon_opin that reminded me of Damian Lewis herding sheep over a bridge in London.
Damian Lewis Drives Sheep Over the River Thames in Historic Tradition – Damian Lewis – https://www.damian-lewis.com/2024/09/29/56545.php -
If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin@mastodon.social Would watch.
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@davidtheeviloverlord @anon_opin that reminded me of Damian Lewis herding sheep over a bridge in London.
Damian Lewis Drives Sheep Over the River Thames in Historic Tradition – Damian Lewis – https://www.damian-lewis.com/2024/09/29/56545.phpFreemen? I remember reading that Paul McCartney was made a Freeman of the City of Liverpool. One of the rights that apparently gave him was the right to carry his sword.
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin Alas, modern jousting isn't nearly as much fun to watch as I'd hoped. (I live in Maryland, USA, and our actual state sport is jousting, for some bizzare reason.)
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@anon_opin Alas, modern jousting isn't nearly as much fun to watch as I'd hoped. (I live in Maryland, USA, and our actual state sport is jousting, for some bizzare reason.)
@jmax @anon_opin would be better if you did jousting in the style of the arcade game joust -
@jmax @anon_opin would be better if you did jousting in the style of the arcade game joust
@nu @anon_opin Absolutely. The ostriches are a nuisance to keep, though.
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@anon_opin Alas, modern jousting isn't nearly as much fun to watch as I'd hoped. (I live in Maryland, USA, and our actual state sport is jousting, for some bizzare reason.)
@anon_opin I should say: I'm being a smartass here. It's a skilled equestrian event.
All respect to the participants, who're very good. But it's more skilled horsemanship than the sort of metal bashing most people jump to. Honestly, the NFL is closer to what most people mean by "jousting."
Very neat, though.
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@UkeleleEric I do love a good pantomime horse though. Can’t beat that. Reminds me of when I was young, watching a Monty Python sketch involving two pantomime horses, where they got on tandem bikes chasing each other around. Had us in fits, it was so ridiculous
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin would certainly bring about a boost for armourers, breeders of destrier horses, farriers etc
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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.
@anon_opin @cstross The Great British Joust-Off should be a television series.
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@anon_opin @cstross The Great British Joust-Off should be a television series.
@joXn @anon_opin Please Please PLEASE makes David Barclay joust (I want to see him take a hard fall off a tall horse)
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@anon_opin would certainly bring about a boost for armourers, breeders of destrier horses, farriers etc
@capnthommo @anon_opin
... veterinarians, suppliers of cartridges for humane killers. For horses, and knights. And, if they're particularly vigorous, spectators. -
@capnthommo @anon_opin
... veterinarians, suppliers of cartridges for humane killers. For horses, and knights. And, if they're particularly vigorous, spectators.@WellsiteGeo @anon_opin yes. Those Lance's can splinter pretty viciously can't they.
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