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  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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    Scott
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    @fesshole Exquisite. Bloody well done.

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    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

      GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺E This user is from outside of this forum
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      GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
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      @fesshole Yay!

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      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

        MattM This user is from outside of this forum
        MattM This user is from outside of this forum
        Matt
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        @fesshole us Brits live in perpetual shame so this becomes funny. Those for whom this is triggering deserve to be triggered.

        Well played, OP.

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        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

          Francis CookD This user is from outside of this forum
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          Francis Cook
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          @fesshole so you’re American. Well, commiserations, old chap.

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          • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

            I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

            canleaf08 ⌘  ✅加拿大葉子 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍C This user is from outside of this forum
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            canleaf08 ⌘ ✅加拿大葉子 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍
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            @fesshole Assuming that is Sri Lanka...

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            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

              Neil HopkinsS This user is from outside of this forum
              Neil HopkinsS This user is from outside of this forum
              Neil Hopkins
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              @fesshole that’s an excellent way of having a cup of scalding water explode in your hand when you take it out of the microwave.

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              • Neil HopkinsS Neil Hopkins

                @fesshole that’s an excellent way of having a cup of scalding water explode in your hand when you take it out of the microwave.

                mossmanM This user is from outside of this forum
                mossmanM This user is from outside of this forum
                mossman
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                @satsuma @fesshole absolutely won't, I'm afraid. Superheated water will only occur when it's absolutely pure and there's no point of nucleation, such as dust or - I don't know - the tens of thousands of sharp edges of leaves and wood / plastic fibres in the teabag ...

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                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                  I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                  Matthew WilsonH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Matthew Wilson
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                  @fesshole I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.

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                  • Matthew WilsonH Matthew Wilson

                    @fesshole I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.

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                    Peter Brett
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                    @humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?

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                    • Francis CookD Francis Cook

                      @fesshole so you’re American. Well, commiserations, old chap.

                      Henrik PauliP This user is from outside of this forum
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                      Henrik Pauli
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                      @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

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                      • mossmanM mossman

                        @satsuma @fesshole absolutely won't, I'm afraid. Superheated water will only occur when it's absolutely pure and there's no point of nucleation, such as dust or - I don't know - the tens of thousands of sharp edges of leaves and wood / plastic fibres in the teabag ...

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                        @mossman @satsuma @fesshole Would the nucleation help brew the tea?

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                        • BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

                          @mossman @satsuma @fesshole Would the nucleation help brew the tea?

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                          @BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)

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                          • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                            I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                            @fesshole I'm not even British and this just upset me!

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                            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                              @fesshole@mastodon.social

                              Brit: yes.
                              Tea Drinker: no.
                              Number of f1cks given over this: zero.

                              If it amuses you: do it.
                              Seems like a waste of resources, but so are many forms of entertainment and we all need that at the moment.

                              Try again.

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                              • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                                jiub :v_enby: :v_trans: :v_est:
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                                @fesshole@mastodon.social lmao

                                frankly a lot of british tea culture seems very superficial and pretentious

                                people need to stop being snobs about heating up water for tea in the microwave, it's a perfectly fine way to get a single cup of tea

                                heating a mug of water in my microwave for 90 seconds brings it up to 180F/82C, a good temperature for most teas

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                                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                  I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                  Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈
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                                  @fesshole this is literally against the law

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                                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                    Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    Neil Brutalist
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                                    @fesshole self harm tbh

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                                    • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                                      @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                                      Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Neil Brutalist
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                                      @fesshole @phl @dianshuo in the South they have a drink that is sugar with trace amounts of tea in, but I doubt somehow that was the reference

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                                      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                        RobinlrsonR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        Robinlrson
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                                        @fesshole I came here to witness the multitude of responses from “aghast” to snark. The #fediverse does not disappoint.

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                                        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                          M.S. Bellows, Jr.M This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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                                          @fesshole (PM: reads this, orders a preemptive nuclear strike on Ceylon.)

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