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  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

    Matthew WilsonH This user is from outside of this forum
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    Matthew Wilson
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    @fesshole I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.

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    • Matthew WilsonH Matthew Wilson

      @fesshole I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.

      Peter BrettK This user is from outside of this forum
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      @humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?

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      • Francis CookD Francis Cook

        @fesshole so you’re American. Well, commiserations, old chap.

        Henrik PauliP This user is from outside of this forum
        Henrik PauliP This user is from outside of this forum
        Henrik Pauli
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        @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

        Neil BrutalistF ROTOPE~1 ⭐️R Francis CookD 3 Replies Last reply
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        • mossmanM mossman

          @satsuma @fesshole absolutely won't, I'm afraid. Superheated water will only occur when it's absolutely pure and there's no point of nucleation, such as dust or - I don't know - the tens of thousands of sharp edges of leaves and wood / plastic fibres in the teabag ...

          BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B This user is from outside of this forum
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          @mossman @satsuma @fesshole Would the nucleation help brew the tea?

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          • BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

            @mossman @satsuma @fesshole Would the nucleation help brew the tea?

            mossmanM This user is from outside of this forum
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            mossman
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            @BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)

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            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

              NazoN This user is from outside of this forum
              NazoN This user is from outside of this forum
              Nazo
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              @fesshole I'm not even British and this just upset me!

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              • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                Angua :neodog_flag_disabled:A This user is from outside of this forum
                Angua :neodog_flag_disabled:A This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole@mastodon.social

                Brit: yes.
                Tea Drinker: no.
                Number of f1cks given over this: zero.

                If it amuses you: do it.
                Seems like a waste of resources, but so are many forms of entertainment and we all need that at the moment.

                Try again.

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                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                  I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                  jiub :v_enby: :v_trans: :v_est:J This user is from outside of this forum
                  jiub :v_enby: :v_trans: :v_est:J This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @fesshole@mastodon.social lmao

                  frankly a lot of british tea culture seems very superficial and pretentious

                  people need to stop being snobs about heating up water for tea in the microwave, it's a perfectly fine way to get a single cup of tea

                  heating a mug of water in my microwave for 90 seconds brings it up to 180F/82C, a good temperature for most teas

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                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                    Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
                    Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
                    Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈
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                    @fesshole this is literally against the law

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                    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                      Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                      Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                      Neil Brutalist
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                      @fesshole self harm tbh

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                      • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                        @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                        Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
                        Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @fesshole @phl @dianshuo in the South they have a drink that is sugar with trace amounts of tea in, but I doubt somehow that was the reference

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                        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                          RobinlrsonR This user is from outside of this forum
                          RobinlrsonR This user is from outside of this forum
                          Robinlrson
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                          @fesshole I came here to witness the multitude of responses from “aghast” to snark. The #fediverse does not disappoint.

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                          • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                            I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                            M.S. Bellows, Jr.M This user is from outside of this forum
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                            M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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                            @fesshole (PM: reads this, orders a preemptive nuclear strike on Ceylon.)

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                            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                              J This user is from outside of this forum
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                              Jane
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                              @fesshole Hey, I did that during my college days...Lucky the microwave didn't break, what with those metal staples...

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                              • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                ClayfootC This user is from outside of this forum
                                ClayfootC This user is from outside of this forum
                                Clayfoot
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                                @fesshole and sadly they are wrong, and should microwave their own tea
                                https://food52.com/story/19473-should-you-be-microwaving-your-tea-science-says-so

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                                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                  I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                  bugjarB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @fesshole that sounds decidedly gross. At that point, why not use dishwater?

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                                  • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                                    @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                                    ROTOPE~1 ⭐️R This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @phl are you kidding? We love the stuff. Make whole harbours of it.

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                                    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                      Chris 🦑 > FOSDEMS This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Chris 🦑 > FOSDEMS This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Chris 🦑 > FOSDEM
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                                      @fesshole In NZ I once met a guy at a hostel who showed me "how tea is acutally meant to be drunk". And he took a tea bag, dipped it into hot water 2 times and put it into waste.

                                      I thought that's a lot of war and suffering for just two dips.

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                                      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                        CubeOfCheeseC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        CubeOfCheese
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                                        @fesshole how else do you make tea?

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                                        • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                                          @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                                          Francis CookD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @phl @fesshole more famous for how they make it: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/us-embassy-in-uk-steps-in-after-american-scientist-suggests-putting-salt-in-tea/3755587/

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