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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea.

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  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

    Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
    Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
    Neil Brutalist
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    @fesshole self harm tbh

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    • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

      @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

      Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
      Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
      Neil Brutalist
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      #24

      @fesshole @phl @dianshuo in the South they have a drink that is sugar with trace amounts of tea in, but I doubt somehow that was the reference

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      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

        RobinlrsonR This user is from outside of this forum
        RobinlrsonR This user is from outside of this forum
        Robinlrson
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        #25

        @fesshole I came here to witness the multitude of responses from “aghast” to snark. The #fediverse does not disappoint.

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        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

          M.S. Bellows, Jr.M This user is from outside of this forum
          M.S. Bellows, Jr.M This user is from outside of this forum
          M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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          @fesshole (PM: reads this, orders a preemptive nuclear strike on Ceylon.)

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          • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

            I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

            J This user is from outside of this forum
            J This user is from outside of this forum
            Jane
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            #27

            @fesshole Hey, I did that during my college days...Lucky the microwave didn't break, what with those metal staples...

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            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

              ClayfootC This user is from outside of this forum
              ClayfootC This user is from outside of this forum
              Clayfoot
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              #28

              @fesshole and sadly they are wrong, and should microwave their own tea
              https://food52.com/story/19473-should-you-be-microwaving-your-tea-science-says-so

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              • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                bugjarB This user is from outside of this forum
                bugjarB This user is from outside of this forum
                bugjar
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                @fesshole that sounds decidedly gross. At that point, why not use dishwater?

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                • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                  @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                  ROTOPE~1 ⭐️R This user is from outside of this forum
                  ROTOPE~1 ⭐️R This user is from outside of this forum
                  ROTOPE~1 ⭐️
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                  @phl are you kidding? We love the stuff. Make whole harbours of it.

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                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                    Chris 🦑 > FOSDEMS This user is from outside of this forum
                    Chris 🦑 > FOSDEMS This user is from outside of this forum
                    Chris 🦑 > FOSDEM
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                    @fesshole In NZ I once met a guy at a hostel who showed me "how tea is acutally meant to be drunk". And he took a tea bag, dipped it into hot water 2 times and put it into waste.

                    I thought that's a lot of war and suffering for just two dips.

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                    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                      CubeOfCheeseC This user is from outside of this forum
                      CubeOfCheeseC This user is from outside of this forum
                      CubeOfCheese
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                      @fesshole how else do you make tea?

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                      • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                        @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                        Francis CookD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        Francis Cook
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                        #33

                        @phl @fesshole more famous for how they make it: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/us-embassy-in-uk-steps-in-after-american-scientist-suggests-putting-salt-in-tea/3755587/

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                        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                          aburka 🫣A This user is from outside of this forum
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                          aburka 🫣
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                          @fesshole

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                          • Peter BrettK Peter Brett

                            @humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?

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                            @krans @humeanbeing As far as I understand, the historically illiterate right uses that word to describe authoritarianism perpetrated by their political opponents.

                            If @humeanbeing really wants to interpret Starmer as a communist, I'd say he's closest to an accelerationist: attempting to create revolutionary conditions by worsening the conditions of the proletariat.

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                            • Gabriel NW Gabriel N

                              @fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

                              Adrien PlazasK This user is from outside of this forum
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                              Adrien Plazas
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                              @wtrmt @fesshole You missed the colonialism part though.

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                              • mossmanM mossman

                                @BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)

                                BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B This user is from outside of this forum
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                                BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
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                                #37

                                @mossman @satsuma @fesshole huh. Interesting. Might try the microwave tea method myself, in that case. See who I can horrify at work.

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                                • Adrien PlazasK Adrien Plazas

                                  @wtrmt @fesshole You missed the colonialism part though.

                                  Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #38

                                  @KekunPlazas
                                  I don’t know if you heard, Italy colonised quite a lot at one point…
                                  @wtrmt @fesshole

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                                  • Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

                                    @KekunPlazas
                                    I don’t know if you heard, Italy colonised quite a lot at one point…
                                    @wtrmt @fesshole

                                    Adrien PlazasK This user is from outside of this forum
                                    Adrien PlazasK This user is from outside of this forum
                                    Adrien Plazas
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                                    @gareth @wtrmt @fesshole Sure but unless I'm mistaken, none of that is linkable to lasagne. Unless I'm wrong?

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                                    • Gabriel NW Gabriel N

                                      @fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

                                      LeelooL This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @wtrmt @fesshole
                                      If the Italians had stolen lasagna from the dishwasher people.

                                      The British did not invent tea. Their snobbery is entirely unwarranted, especially when the person making tea is from an Asian country that has been making tea since before the British stole it.

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                                      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                        FrischlingF This user is from outside of this forum
                                        FrischlingF This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Frischling
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                                        @fesshole I really wonder whether it even tastes differently. But I'm a strongly opinionated coffee person anyways, so troll away!

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                                        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                          Alexander DyasA This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Alexander DyasA This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Alexander Dyas
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                                          @fesshole I’m developing hives just reading this

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