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  • BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

    @mossman @satsuma @fesshole Would the nucleation help brew the tea?

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    @BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)

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    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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      @fesshole I'm not even British and this just upset me!

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      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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        @fesshole@mastodon.social

        Brit: yes.
        Tea Drinker: no.
        Number of f1cks given over this: zero.

        If it amuses you: do it.
        Seems like a waste of resources, but so are many forms of entertainment and we all need that at the moment.

        Try again.

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        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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          @fesshole@mastodon.social lmao

          frankly a lot of british tea culture seems very superficial and pretentious

          people need to stop being snobs about heating up water for tea in the microwave, it's a perfectly fine way to get a single cup of tea

          heating a mug of water in my microwave for 90 seconds brings it up to 180F/82C, a good temperature for most teas

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          • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

            I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

            Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
            Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
            Flipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈
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            @fesshole this is literally against the law

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            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

              Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
              Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
              Neil Brutalist
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              @fesshole self harm tbh

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              • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

                Neil BrutalistF This user is from outside of this forum
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                @fesshole @phl @dianshuo in the South they have a drink that is sugar with trace amounts of tea in, but I doubt somehow that was the reference

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                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                  I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                  RobinlrsonR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @fesshole I came here to witness the multitude of responses from “aghast” to snark. The #fediverse does not disappoint.

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                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                    M.S. Bellows, Jr.M This user is from outside of this forum
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                    M.S. Bellows, Jr.
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                    @fesshole (PM: reads this, orders a preemptive nuclear strike on Ceylon.)

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                    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                      @fesshole Hey, I did that during my college days...Lucky the microwave didn't break, what with those metal staples...

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                      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                        ClayfootC This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @fesshole and sadly they are wrong, and should microwave their own tea
                        https://food52.com/story/19473-should-you-be-microwaving-your-tea-science-says-so

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                        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                          bugjarB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @fesshole that sounds decidedly gross. At that point, why not use dishwater?

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                          • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                            @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

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                            @phl are you kidding? We love the stuff. Make whole harbours of it.

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                            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                              Chris 🦑 > FOSDEMS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @fesshole In NZ I once met a guy at a hostel who showed me "how tea is acutally meant to be drunk". And he took a tea bag, dipped it into hot water 2 times and put it into waste.

                              I thought that's a lot of war and suffering for just two dips.

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                              • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                CubeOfCheeseC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @fesshole how else do you make tea?

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                                • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

                                  @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

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                                  @phl @fesshole more famous for how they make it: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/us-embassy-in-uk-steps-in-after-american-scientist-suggests-putting-salt-in-tea/3755587/

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                                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                                    @fesshole

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                                    • Peter BrettK Peter Brett

                                      @humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?

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                                      @krans @humeanbeing As far as I understand, the historically illiterate right uses that word to describe authoritarianism perpetrated by their political opponents.

                                      If @humeanbeing really wants to interpret Starmer as a communist, I'd say he's closest to an accelerationist: attempting to create revolutionary conditions by worsening the conditions of the proletariat.

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                                      • Gabriel NW Gabriel N

                                        @fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

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                                        @wtrmt @fesshole You missed the colonialism part though.

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                                        • mossmanM mossman

                                          @BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)

                                          BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B This user is from outside of this forum
                                          BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺B This user is from outside of this forum
                                          BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
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                                          @mossman @satsuma @fesshole huh. Interesting. Might try the microwave tea method myself, in that case. See who I can horrify at work.

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