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I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea.

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  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

    Chris 🦑 > FOSDEMS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @fesshole In NZ I once met a guy at a hostel who showed me "how tea is acutally meant to be drunk". And he took a tea bag, dipped it into hot water 2 times and put it into waste.

    I thought that's a lot of war and suffering for just two dips.

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    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

      CubeOfCheeseC This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole how else do you make tea?

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      • Henrik PauliP Henrik Pauli

        @dianshuo @fesshole America is famous for its tea?

        Francis CookD This user is from outside of this forum
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        @phl @fesshole more famous for how they make it: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/us-embassy-in-uk-steps-in-after-american-scientist-suggests-putting-salt-in-tea/3755587/

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        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

          aburka 🫣A This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole

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          • Peter BrettK Peter Brett

            @humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?

            JoborgJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @krans @humeanbeing As far as I understand, the historically illiterate right uses that word to describe authoritarianism perpetrated by their political opponents.

            If @humeanbeing really wants to interpret Starmer as a communist, I'd say he's closest to an accelerationist: attempting to create revolutionary conditions by worsening the conditions of the proletariat.

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            • Gabriel NW Gabriel N

              @fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

              Adrien PlazasK This user is from outside of this forum
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              @wtrmt @fesshole You missed the colonialism part though.

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              • mossmanM mossman

                @BonehouseWasps @satsuma @fesshole I expect it helps. I know instant coffee powder causes a fine foam to appear when microwaved in water. (We have many ways to make coffee in this house, but when my wife has leftover coffee in the flask from the day before, we will pour it into cups, add a dash of instant coffee powder, microwave then top up with boiling water. We're not coffee snobs, and this is a good way to avoid wasting the leftovers.)

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                #37

                @mossman @satsuma @fesshole huh. Interesting. Might try the microwave tea method myself, in that case. See who I can horrify at work.

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                • Adrien PlazasK Adrien Plazas

                  @wtrmt @fesshole You missed the colonialism part though.

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                  Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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                  @KekunPlazas
                  I don’t know if you heard, Italy colonised quite a lot at one point…
                  @wtrmt @fesshole

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                  • Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

                    @KekunPlazas
                    I don’t know if you heard, Italy colonised quite a lot at one point…
                    @wtrmt @fesshole

                    Adrien PlazasK This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #39

                    @gareth @wtrmt @fesshole Sure but unless I'm mistaken, none of that is linkable to lasagne. Unless I'm wrong?

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                    • Gabriel NW Gabriel N

                      @fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

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                      @wtrmt @fesshole
                      If the Italians had stolen lasagna from the dishwasher people.

                      The British did not invent tea. Their snobbery is entirely unwarranted, especially when the person making tea is from an Asian country that has been making tea since before the British stole it.

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                      • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                        I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                        FrischlingF This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @fesshole I really wonder whether it even tastes differently. But I'm a strongly opinionated coffee person anyways, so troll away!

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                        • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                          I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                          Alexander DyasA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @fesshole I’m developing hives just reading this

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                          • Gabriel NW Gabriel N

                            @fesshole this is like going to Italy and cooking lasagna in the dishwasher.

                            Gabriel NW This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @fesshole for those who need the recipe:

                            https://overcast.fm/+ABKWQAnUAiQ

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                            • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                              I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                              @fesshole Wow. I mean, fair play to you, but that’s brutal. Not sure Gandhi would approve.

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                              • Peter BrettK Peter Brett

                                @humeanbeing I've been looking very carefully for any “communist atrocity” since Labour's general election win and I haven't seen one yet. What did I miss?

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                                rcgj_OxPhys
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                                @krans @humeanbeing presumably they mean Noijal Garage? He was only a Communist at school, according to three hundred witnesses. I think. I may have the story confused.

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                                • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                  I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                  Vick Forcella ™🌈🌳❄️☑️:verifiV This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @fesshole As far as I know the British, you just described how most of them make tea.

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                                  • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                    I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

                                    Barry Schwartz 🫖C This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @fesshole In the Muvver Country (I’m in part a descendant of New England colonists) they have all sorts of myths about how to make tea, such as that one degree of temperature difference for a single moment could possibly make a difference, or that whether you put tea into the milk or the milk into the tea matters in the least.

                                    None of these things can possibly matter. I ignore them when making tea.

                                    Meanwhile, in the Far East they might keep a pot of WARM water going. I do, too, for oolong.

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                                    • Fesshole 🧻F Fesshole 🧻

                                      I am from a country formerly colonised by the British, one famous for tea. I have found that the best way to annoy British people is to casually drop a teabag in a mug of cold water and stick it in the microwave. I don't even like tea. I do it just for the trolling entertainment.

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                                      @fesshole I think one should try pouring milk only, sticking the tea bag in and then putting it to the microwave

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