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You where all thinking it.

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  • yschaeffY yschaeff

    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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    @yschaeff what have you done. Now I want an engraver.

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    • yschaeffY yschaeff

      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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      @yschaeff can you do a qr code?

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      • yschaeffY yschaeff

        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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        @yschaeff
        This is the beginning of a great-ish 90's flick about hollywood hackers

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        • yschaeffY yschaeff

          You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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          @yschaeff “This message will self-destruct in 48 hours.”

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          • yschaeffY yschaeff

            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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            @yschaeff
            additional details for the image description:
            First photo:

            nothing looks out of the ordinary on this banana. Only when you look closer, you see a faint outline of letters.

            Second photo:

            the banana now clearly shows brown outlines for the engraved letters, spelling "Ananas"

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            • yschaeffY yschaeff

              You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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              @yschaeff it doesn't look like an ananas...

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              • yschaeffY yschaeff

                You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                @yschaeff We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.

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                • yschaeffY yschaeff

                  You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                  @yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..

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                  • yschaeffY yschaeff

                    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                    @yschaeff "…regret to inform you about a information security incident due to banana ware…"

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                    • yschaeffY yschaeff

                      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                      @yschaeff now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.

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                      • Aknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴A Aknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴

                        @yschaeff can you do a qr code?

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                        @Aknorals Actually, that was the first thing we tried. At some point we where able to scan it. But it 'expired'. 😉

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                        • Pia Herself :verifiedlesbian:A Pia Herself :verifiedlesbian:

                          @yschaeff We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.

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                          @aamurusko79 This was done on an xtool as well. Not mine sadly, I don't think its in the price range I'm willing to pay for it. But so far it seems to be a really nice machine.

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                          • yschaeffY yschaeff

                            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                            Banana for scale, not only for sizes but also amount of data! awesome #bananaforscale
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                            • Murray 🇪🇺 :xubuntu:M Murray 🇪🇺 :xubuntu:

                              @yschaeff
                              It's also a very clever disguise for a pineapple 😉

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                              @MurrayWindripper @yschaeff I was wondering if I was the only one who was thinking that 😝

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                              • yschaeffY yschaeff

                                You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                @yschaeff ????????????????????????

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                                • yschaeffY yschaeff

                                  You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                  @yschaeff but why would you print pineapple on a banana

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                                  • yschaeffY yschaeff

                                    Oh, and the smell of burned banana peel also wears of after 12 hours. So there's that...

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                                    @yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
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                                    • yschaeffY yschaeff

                                      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                      @yschaeff Doing the lord's work

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                                      • yschaeffY yschaeff

                                        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                        @yschaeff don't lose your banana!

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                                        • KarpourK Karpour

                                          @yschaeff now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.

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                                          @karpour @yschaeff attempting to beat Microsoft's ability to engrave data into glass by engraving data into a banana peel

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