You where all thinking it.

web scale robotboy

@yschaeff ????????????????????????

Stoneface Vimes

@yschaeff but why would you print pineapple on a banana

kaia

@yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot

an actual bus

@yschaeff Doing the lord's work

Angry sweet antiracist enby

@yschaeff don't lose your banana!

∴7700e6 `Violet` :neobot_cat_ears:

@karpour @yschaeff attempting to beat Microsoft's ability to engrave data into glass by engraving data into a banana peel

「LICORICE-BEAK BASTARD」

@yschaeff why did you write pineapple on your banana

kainisenni

@yschaeff If you wanna be really sneaky you can probably eat the banana and retrieve the peel from waste disposal.

Mycotropic

@yschaeff @karpour

If you store your study results using DNA strands I'd imagine you could exfiltrate quite a lot really! Or study subject samples? Inject pre and post genetic intervention samples for each study subject and burn in the randomization and you've exfiltrated potentially millions in IP.

hazel

@yschaeff now to infiltrate a laser engraving machije into a datacenter

Z_Zed_Zed

@jesshurch @yschaeff Now I want a banana laser

KeithWM

@yschaeff Not at a nuclear facility though.

Isu 🐲

@yschaeff You labelled that fruit wrong 🧐

Isu 🐲

@yschaeff Also, is this a way to get a real world Bananaphone?

Tiota Sram

@yschaeff so fun fact: one of my uncle's businesses failed to get FDA approval for laser-based banana labeling because the existing label manufacturers argued that the fruit would be "irradiated" and that this was clearly unsafe.

C.

@yschaeff

Now if you engrave an IP packet dump on it, we have this April Fools' RFC taken care of.

And it would mean a perfectly legitimate way to include in the RFC the classic joke that "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

#IPOverAvianCarrier #RFC #RFCEditor