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There are two problems in computer science:

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  • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

    There are two problems in computer science:

    1. We could do this better
    2. We should not do this at all

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    wrote last edited by
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    @mweagle

    “Every program could be made at least slightly shorter, and every program has at least one bug. By induction, we can assume that every program can be reduced to a single instruction that doesn’t work.”

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    • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

      There are two problems in computer science:

      1. We could do this better
      2. We should not do this at all

      Bite Code!B This user is from outside of this forum
      Bite Code!B This user is from outside of this forum
      Bite Code!
      wrote last edited by
      #9

      @mweagle I'd add:

      - We actually should do this.
      - What's this?
      - Who are you? And what are you doing in my office?

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      • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

        There are two problems in computer science:

        1. We could do this better
        2. We should not do this at all

        Raymond RussellR This user is from outside of this forum
        Raymond RussellR This user is from outside of this forum
        Raymond Russell
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        #10

        @mweagle
        The two problems in computer science are:

        1) Ones
        2) Zeros

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        • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

          There are two problems in computer science:

          1. We could do this better
          2. We should not do this at all

          Chris MartinC This user is from outside of this forum
          Chris MartinC This user is from outside of this forum
          Chris Martin
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          #11

          @mweagle There are only two things a computer can do: Reshape data, and discard data

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          • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

            There are two problems in computer science:

            1. We could do this better
            2. We should not do this at all

            SoftwarewolfF This user is from outside of this forum
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            Softwarewolf
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            #12

            @mweagle
            3. Off-by-one errors

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            • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

              There are two problems in computer science:

              1. We could do this better
              2. We should not do this at all

              tgT This user is from outside of this forum
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              #13

              @mweagle @kfdm and what to name a variable

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              • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                There are two problems in computer science:

                1. We could do this better
                2. We should not do this at all

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                #14

                @mweagle
                3. the problem that (1) and (2) are not mutually exclusive. "if we did this better, we could not _quite_ do this…"

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                • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                  There are two problems in computer science:

                  1. We could do this better
                  2. We should not do this at all

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                  Owl Eyes
                  wrote last edited by
                  #15

                  @mweagle there are 2 problems in Computer Science:
                  1) dogbert
                  2) catbert

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                  • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                    There are two problems in computer science:

                    1. We could do this better
                    2. We should not do this at all

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                    オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸)
                    wrote last edited by
                    #16

                    @mweagle works for the whole capitalism thing too, I guess (currently "modern computing" being the tip of that iceberg)

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                    • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                      There are two problems in computer science:

                      1. We could do this better
                      2. We should not do this at all

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                      #17

                      @mweagle cache invalidation & naming things

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                      • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                        There are two problems in computer science:

                        1. We could do this better
                        2. We should not do this at all

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                        LR
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                        #18

                        @mweagle computers can be a force of good. is this the time to still be self-deprecating? the age of enlightenment is at stake.

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                        • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                          There are two problems in computer science:

                          1. We could do this better
                          2. We should not do this at all

                          Саша Морс, here we go again...A This user is from outside of this forum
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                          Саша Морс, here we go again...
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                          #19

                          @mweagle 100%

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                          • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                            There are two problems in computer science:

                            1. We could do this better
                            2. We should not do this at all

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                            Peter H
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                            #20

                            @mweagle In IT, the sky used to be the limit.

                            Then we invented clouds.

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