There are two problems in computer science:
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle
Sometimes combined : "Our torment nexus is too slow. Let's optimize it to fuck people up much faster" -
@mweagle off by one error. https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror/114067216270215992
@codinghorror “I could code that in a weekend. How hard could it be?”
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle and off by one problems. And how to name things.
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all“Every program could be made at least slightly shorter, and every program has at least one bug. By induction, we can assume that every program can be reduced to a single instruction that doesn’t work.”
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle I'd add:
- We actually should do this.
- What's this?
- Who are you? And what are you doing in my office? -
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle
The two problems in computer science are:1) Ones
2) Zeros -
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle There are only two things a computer can do: Reshape data, and discard data
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle
3. Off-by-one errors -
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all -
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle
3. the problem that (1) and (2) are not mutually exclusive. "if we did this better, we could not _quite_ do this…" -
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle there are 2 problems in Computer Science:
1) dogbert
2) catbert -
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle works for the whole capitalism thing too, I guess (currently "modern computing" being the tip of that iceberg)
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle cache invalidation & naming things
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle computers can be a force of good. is this the time to still be self-deprecating? the age of enlightenment is at stake.
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There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all -
There are two problems in computer science:
1. We could do this better
2. We should not do this at all@mweagle In IT, the sky used to be the limit.
Then we invented clouds.
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