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There are two problems in computer science:

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  • Matt WeagleM This user is from outside of this forum
    Matt WeagleM This user is from outside of this forum
    Matt Weagle
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    #1

    There are two problems in computer science:

    1. We could do this better
    2. We should not do this at all

    Jeff AtwoodC Dr. Christopher KunzC Jonathan HarkerJ AndrocatA Reinald KirchnerR 18 Replies Last reply
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    • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

      There are two problems in computer science:

      1. We could do this better
      2. We should not do this at all

      Jeff AtwoodC This user is from outside of this forum
      Jeff AtwoodC This user is from outside of this forum
      Jeff Atwood
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      #2

      @mweagle off by one error. https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror/114067216270215992

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      • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

        There are two problems in computer science:

        1. We could do this better
        2. We should not do this at all

        Dr. Christopher KunzC This user is from outside of this forum
        Dr. Christopher KunzC This user is from outside of this forum
        Dr. Christopher Kunz
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        #3

        @mweagle And there's one problem in computer security:
        1. How do we save the private keys for this?

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        • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

          There are two problems in computer science:

          1. We could do this better
          2. We should not do this at all

          Jonathan HarkerJ This user is from outside of this forum
          Jonathan HarkerJ This user is from outside of this forum
          Jonathan Harker
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          #4

          @mweagle and 3. out-by-one errors

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          • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

            There are two problems in computer science:

            1. We could do this better
            2. We should not do this at all

            AndrocatA This user is from outside of this forum
            AndrocatA This user is from outside of this forum
            Androcat
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            #5

            @mweagle
            Sometimes combined : "Our torment nexus is too slow. Let's optimize it to fuck people up much faster"

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            • Jeff AtwoodC Jeff Atwood

              @mweagle off by one error. https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror/114067216270215992

              Matt WeagleM This user is from outside of this forum
              Matt WeagleM This user is from outside of this forum
              Matt Weagle
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              #6

              @codinghorror “I could code that in a weekend. How hard could it be?”

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              • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                There are two problems in computer science:

                1. We could do this better
                2. We should not do this at all

                Reinald KirchnerR This user is from outside of this forum
                Reinald KirchnerR This user is from outside of this forum
                Reinald Kirchner
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                #7

                @mweagle and off by one problems. And how to name things.

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                • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                  There are two problems in computer science:

                  1. We could do this better
                  2. We should not do this at all

                  rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyR This user is from outside of this forum
                  rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyR This user is from outside of this forum
                  rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually
                  wrote last edited by
                  #8

                  @mweagle

                  “Every program could be made at least slightly shorter, and every program has at least one bug. By induction, we can assume that every program can be reduced to a single instruction that doesn’t work.”

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                  • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                    There are two problems in computer science:

                    1. We could do this better
                    2. We should not do this at all

                    Bite Code!B This user is from outside of this forum
                    Bite Code!B This user is from outside of this forum
                    Bite Code!
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                    #9

                    @mweagle I'd add:

                    - We actually should do this.
                    - What's this?
                    - Who are you? And what are you doing in my office?

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                    • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                      There are two problems in computer science:

                      1. We could do this better
                      2. We should not do this at all

                      Raymond RussellR This user is from outside of this forum
                      Raymond RussellR This user is from outside of this forum
                      Raymond Russell
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                      @mweagle
                      The two problems in computer science are:

                      1) Ones
                      2) Zeros

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                      • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                        There are two problems in computer science:

                        1. We could do this better
                        2. We should not do this at all

                        Chris MartinC This user is from outside of this forum
                        Chris MartinC This user is from outside of this forum
                        Chris Martin
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                        #11

                        @mweagle There are only two things a computer can do: Reshape data, and discard data

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                        • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                          There are two problems in computer science:

                          1. We could do this better
                          2. We should not do this at all

                          SoftwarewolfF This user is from outside of this forum
                          SoftwarewolfF This user is from outside of this forum
                          Softwarewolf
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                          #12

                          @mweagle
                          3. Off-by-one errors

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                          • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                            There are two problems in computer science:

                            1. We could do this better
                            2. We should not do this at all

                            tgT This user is from outside of this forum
                            tgT This user is from outside of this forum
                            tg
                            wrote last edited by
                            #13

                            @mweagle @kfdm and what to name a variable

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                            • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                              There are two problems in computer science:

                              1. We could do this better
                              2. We should not do this at all

                              Fish Id WardrobeF This user is from outside of this forum
                              Fish Id WardrobeF This user is from outside of this forum
                              Fish Id Wardrobe
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                              @mweagle
                              3. the problem that (1) and (2) are not mutually exclusive. "if we did this better, we could not _quite_ do this…"

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                              • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                                There are two problems in computer science:

                                1. We could do this better
                                2. We should not do this at all

                                Owl EyesD This user is from outside of this forum
                                Owl EyesD This user is from outside of this forum
                                Owl Eyes
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                                @mweagle there are 2 problems in Computer Science:
                                1) dogbert
                                2) catbert

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                                • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                                  There are two problems in computer science:

                                  1. We could do this better
                                  2. We should not do this at all

                                  オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸)O This user is from outside of this forum
                                  オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸)O This user is from outside of this forum
                                  オチュー (stop colonialism 🇵🇸)
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                                  #16

                                  @mweagle works for the whole capitalism thing too, I guess (currently "modern computing" being the tip of that iceberg)

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                                  • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                                    There are two problems in computer science:

                                    1. We could do this better
                                    2. We should not do this at all

                                    FlohGroF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    FlohGroF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    FlohGro
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                                    #17

                                    @mweagle cache invalidation & naming things

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                                    • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                                      There are two problems in computer science:

                                      1. We could do this better
                                      2. We should not do this at all

                                      LRL This user is from outside of this forum
                                      LRL This user is from outside of this forum
                                      LR
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                                      #18

                                      @mweagle computers can be a force of good. is this the time to still be self-deprecating? the age of enlightenment is at stake.

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                                      • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                                        There are two problems in computer science:

                                        1. We could do this better
                                        2. We should not do this at all

                                        Саша Морс, here we go again...A This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Саша Морс, here we go again...A This user is from outside of this forum
                                        Саша Морс, here we go again...
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                                        #19

                                        @mweagle 100%

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                                        • Matt WeagleM Matt Weagle

                                          There are two problems in computer science:

                                          1. We could do this better
                                          2. We should not do this at all

                                          Peter HP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Peter HP This user is from outside of this forum
                                          Peter H
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                                          @mweagle In IT, the sky used to be the limit.

                                          Then we invented clouds.

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