...horrifying message without context, thank you

@fasterthanlime

Is the entity released the cause or consequence of the error?!

@fasterthanlime Zuul!

@fasterthanlime thanks for this slice of morning dread!

@fasterthanlime That’s the last message the Elder Things received in Antarctic before they got Shoggothed.

@fasterthanlime https://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454 "(like SGML entities, but more corrupt)"

@fasterthanlime

I saw that movie!

@donray no no "Saw" is a different movie

@fasterthanlime

That’s true. Some people see Saw, but I never saw Saw.

@fasterthanlime stolen.

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io minecraft args be like

@fasterthanlime Where are our microfictioners at? Prompt here!

@fasterthanlime @Binder Please tell me that’s not a SCP alert

@fasterthanlime Call the Ghostbusters!

@fasterthanlime finally it's not *my* problem anymore

@fasterthanlime well, if the explosive collars haven't triggered, you know it isn't THAT SCP.

@Infoseepage @fasterthanlime "Are you troubled by entities being released in your computer? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone and call the professionals. We are ready to believe you."

@fasterthanlime

YouTube

Invidious

@fasterthanlime @plwt "Not sure if you can afford to live Entity free in this economy? Ask about our low rate installment plans and receive a complimentary check for free roaming phantasms. Act now! Don't spend another night afraid to look out from under the covers."

@fasterthanlime ::sweatdrop::

@fasterthanlime
The payroll system we use sends a message every month with the subject:

RUN DO NOT REPLY

which always puts me in mind of the radioactive Cobalt canisters, DROP AND RUN.

I don't know what the emails contain, because they're way down in my inbox by the time I've decided it's probably safe to walk back to my computer.