A few days ago, a client’s data center (well, actually a server room) "vanished" overnight.

@Keltounet @mwl @EnigmaRotor @stefano Grand Marnier Gelato!

@Dianora @Keltounet @mwl @EnigmaRotor ok, that's settled - Grand Marnier Gelato in Ottawa, in June

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl I’ll virtually enjoy from remote… (well, no, but that’s for another conf a bit closer from home, someday). (I don’t think gelato payloads can make it to my computer, probably due to firewalls, would they?).

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl I might as well purchase vanilla icecream and put a large amount of Grand Marnier on it. Call it emulation of some sort , and try to synchronize with you folks. Well, timezones would make this fun, indeed.

@EnigmaRotor @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl that should work

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl You know the trade offs of emulation, this could lead to a suboptimal experience… thus I might get rid of the icecream and focus on the bottle. (From simplicity comes user satisfaction)

#drunkCipherMachine #veryRandomNumberGenerator

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl You know the trade offs of emulation, this could lead to a suboptimal experience… thus I might get rid of the icecream and focus on the bottle. (From simplicity comes user satisfaction)

#drunkCipherMachine #veryRandomNumberGenerator

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl Then I might loose control and replace the bottle with génépi, which would further deviate from the original gelato product but amplify even user satisfaction to a whole new level. #outofcontrol #emergencyStop #forgetPreviousPrompt

@stefano @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl Footnote : https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A9n%C3%A9pi
I wish this article would be available in English too, yet it is available in Italian. (For some reason)

@EnigmaRotor @Dianora @Keltounet @mwl yes, for very good reasons