What have *you* done to increase shareholder value today?
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@MattHatton i look pretty
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@MattHatton Stacked the dishwasher
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@MattHatton What have I done for shareholder value?
sweet FA for FMG and proud of it: -
@MattHatton Stacked the dishwasher
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@MattHatton bought McDonald's.
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@MattHatton I did, in fact, check my email today. I might even check it again later today.
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@MattHatton I did, in fact, check my email today. I might even check it again later today.
@jpm Sadly it still exists
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@MattHatton Written an email about socks.
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@MattHatton I have been told by customers I always know how to fix things (poor them that I can fix it)
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@MattHatton Does making a cheese & tomato sandwich for my lunch count?
Some fraction of a cent of the cost of the bread, cheese, tomato, etc would have gone to farmers, but I reckon most of the value went to shareholders.
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@MattHatton dude, the Dow is over 50,000 points today
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@MattHatton I fucken would
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@MattHatton I fucken would
@jpm @MattHatton I will and I do
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