You where all thinking it.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff now to infiltrate a laser engraving machije into a datacenter -
@jesshurch @yschaeff Now I want a banana laser
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Not at a nuclear facility though.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff You labelled that fruit wrong 🧐
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff Also, is this a way to get a real world Bananaphone
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
@yschaeff so fun fact: one of my uncle's businesses failed to get FDA approval for laser-based banana labeling because the existing label manufacturers argued that the fruit would be "irradiated" and that this was clearly unsafe.
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You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.
Now if you engrave an IP packet dump on it, we have this April Fools' RFC taken care of.
And it would mean a perfectly legitimate way to include in the RFC the classic joke that "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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