@paco @BenAveling it is just a stupid electronic device

@paco you’re describing a donut, not a bagel

@cow99 You cut donuts in half and put spreads on them? Never heard of it, but I’m game!

@paco no, proper bagels are rolled in garnish, not sprinkled on top

@paco Speaking of hard to value, how about a fusion reactor?
https://www.axios.com/2025/12/19/trump-media-tmtg-fusion-energy-plans

@paco if it's a Montreal style bagel (thinner, wider) just tear it and dip it like a pretzel. if it's a new York style bagel slice then sandwich

@Nazani Fascinating. I spotted a few errors in the article. I wish Axios would accept my corrections.

#trump #uspol

@paco Ha! I love it.

@cherizilla @paco

Or long, narrow ones

@paco don’t believe him

@paco What kind of sad, amateurish bagel only has “toppings" on one side? Might as well just get a bun or a donut.

@paco Technically, Obi-Wan didn’t own any droids, so “from a certain point of view,” he wasn’t lying.

@paco all the magnetism of two aluminum cans!

@StompyRobot brilliant. I will be using that!

@paco We have something similar going with A Froggy Christmas, which is carols sung by frogs, in various musical styles.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9de1jNqpog

#ChristmasMusic

@paco oh, nice, I’m adding these to my list. Thanks

@Floppy If that’s your style, this play list has some others you can look for. 2 or 3 of these are good. Some of them aren’t. I think the others (reindeer room and mistletoe lounge) are all good.

https://tidal.com/playlist/3461911b-f56c-47b4-abce-2434bedd15c8

@paco discovered this one recently, which is pretty great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWwJP2dX7hM

@paco ty!!

@paco I like to think it was "The Halloween That Almost Wasn't" starring Judd Hirsch as Dracula

@paco I mean, he's playing tf out of that organ! #Monsterdon #TalesfromtheCrypt 🪦🧟