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      redacted@infosec.pub
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      One pedophile argues with another:

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        abominable_panda@lemmy.world
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        White Jesus from the middle east

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          One pedophile argues with another:

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          NaibofTabr
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          Too real for some folks here, obviously.

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            One pedophile argues with another:

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            Diplomjodler
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            My pedophiles are better than your pedophiles! Why? It says so right here in my holy book!

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              You know how we tell the story about brutally murdering the Son of God? We want to put that on display, all the time, in His House, so He never ever forgets.

              God is love!

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                daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Catholicism lore and practices are actually pretty metal if you think about it.

                Carry a figure of the dying tortured son of god in a little chain on your neck. Nailed to a cross, speared through the chest, and with a fucking spine crown.

                Spikes and a skull tattoos have NOTHING on Catholic paraphernalia.

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                  baines@lemmy.cafe
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                  ‘long as he’s white’

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                    White Jesus from the middle east

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                      LT_Columbo
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                      Also Islam:
                      8CYOYUL8h081CK2.png

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                        Literally the second commandment:

                        2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

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                          Anybody that's read the Bible knows Jesus was a White man from New Jersey.

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                          • D daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            Catholicism lore and practices are actually pretty metal if you think about it.

                            Carry a figure of the dying tortured son of god in a little chain on your neck. Nailed to a cross, speared through the chest, and with a fucking spine crown.

                            Spikes and a skull tattoos have NOTHING on Catholic paraphernalia.

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                            skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                            Then literally eat his flesh and blood in a ritual to commemorate his death.

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                              You know how we tell the story about brutally murdering the Son of God? We want to put that on display, all the time, in His House, so He never ever forgets.

                              God is love!

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                              bitunwise@programming.dev
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                              But don't forget, Jesus is also God. Fully, but also distinct. So we're reminding Him about how He had himself killed so that He could forgive us because some lady who didn't know anything didn't follow His directions

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                              • BandanaBugB BandanaBug

                                Literally the second commandment:

                                2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

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                                forkdestroyer@infosec.pub
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                                No symbols allowed or no idols allowed?

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                                  Also Islam:
                                  8CYOYUL8h081CK2.png

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                                  forkdestroyer@infosec.pub
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                                  Are these actual passages?

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                                    Are these actual passages?

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                                    gmhafiz@programming.dev
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                                    Looking at actual translation at the first one, https://quran.com/al-baqarah/191

                                    "Kill them wherever you come upon them and drive them out of the places from which they have driven you out. For persecution is far worse than killing. And do not fight them at the Sacred Mosque unless they attack you there. If they do so, then fight them—that is the reward of the disbelievers."

                                    If you read the verse before it, https://quran.com/al-baqarah/190, the Quran talks about it in the context of war.

                                    "Fight in the cause of Allah ˹only˺ against those who wage war against you, but do not exceed the limits. Allah does not like transgressors."

                                    The passage clearly says about defending, in the context war. And do it only against the aggressors. And also not to exceed the limits, which means proportionate response.

                                    It makes sense to fight back. Akin to the Ukrainian defending against Russian invasion.

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                                    • BandanaBugB BandanaBug

                                      Literally the second commandment:

                                      2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.

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                                      prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                      For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,

                                      Wow what a good entity that is totally deserving of my worship.

                                      Nothing says divinity better than petty human emotions like jealousy, and open threats to my unborn children and grandchildren.

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                                        But don't forget, Jesus is also God. Fully, but also distinct. So we're reminding Him about how He had himself killed so that He could forgive us because some lady who didn't know anything didn't follow His directions

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                                        prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                        Let's not forget that he's the one that invented the rules that allegedly required such a stupid and convoluted plan.

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                                          No symbols allowed or no idols allowed?

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                                          BandanaBug
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                                          I mean any likeness of anything anywhere by the looks of it. So I guess that would include both?

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