I am watching the thing, but in my defense, I'm in bed, and have been drinking AMA

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.

I know most people in my circles are boycotting this speech, but consider: he could die of a heart attack at any moment.

@quinn waiting for the highlight reel

The American women's hockey team will soon becoming to the Whitehouse, hog tied and sedated.

@pinsk sorry all we have is lowlight reels

"It's called the presidential medal of freedom" you know it's what you get at the Olympics, famously

they're doing a standing ovation for the LA Olympics. You know that thing that happens every four years that the president does, on his own.

Should i keep drinking? Y/N

Once again just making up numbers, from a disaster he ...kind of... caused.

JD Vance is going to rip off his face to reveal that he's Cthulu any moment now

Sorry I dozed off there for a bit

$5,000 for the year for Megan! That should get you a couple month's rent!

I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.

I don't know how many times i have to say this: TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICANS CONSUMERS

My poor partner finally broke with a "that's not how anything works!"

We know honey, we know.

Oh nice he's going hard enough on the mic to get distortion

new theory, I think I'm onto something, I think he's a markov chain that loops back so, so often.

I know y'all don't want to watch this because he's an evil man, but consider, he's also stultifyingly boring as well.