@KormaChameleon @catsalad Here you go
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Biblically accurate outlet@catsalad No need for all that complexity if you're creative.
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Before I became a Costco member, I didn’t know that I needed such vast quantities of Q-tips, aluminum foil and kitchen towels@skinnylatte Costco is the Temple of Gluttony. I hate it. My wife likes it. Thus is harmony achieved.
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Google handed over a student journalist's credit card details to ICE following a subpoena.@Pikapods For God's sake stop using Google. It's almost pure evil. If, like me, you use an Android phone, stay logged out of Google except when you do necessary software updates or add new apps. All but the shittiest apps work fine when you're logged out.
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So Musk has breezily announced that going to Mars is actually too hard and could take twenty years... (nobody's laughing because you can only laugh at the same joke for so long.@uastronomer Maybe someone told Musk that Mars has no magnetosphere and that everyone who goes there would be zizzed by cosmic rays if they ever went outside.
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“You learn, after a while, that quotes by Einstein, Twain, and Gandhi shared on the internet are not to be trusted.”@NunavutBirder "I had a phone call from Gauss the other day, but I let the answering machine take it."
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Why’d they call it capitalism when gluttony was already a word?@aral It's over-consumption, but with money.
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When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.@catsalad FEAR ME
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#SilentSunday@IcooIey Spectacular pic!