@hannah I love how the Warframe version of Dante didn't do that because there was someone else who lived in the same building actually subjecting various political figures to eternal torture (so he just wrote non-fiction instead)

@stefano my stuff is hosted in my basement and my "monitoring" is that someone will poke me in some kind of chatroom and say "hey is it broken"

and usually when that happens, it's been broken for hours or days already because I design my software to handle my home internet connection or power going down as gracefully as possible