@heidilifeldman

Won’t they just ship ‘em to the Measels Concentration Camp in TX? Or a Peanut Butter Tent in AZ?

@sarahtaber

WAS your spot. He is the captain always.

@inthehands

It’s funny, this isn’t a military withdrawal, where they must protect themselves on the way out.

Just pack up your kit bags and get the fuck outta #Minnesota before we REALLY start being nice.

PS: I need engineering help making a tater tot hot dish cannon.

@markmccaughrean

That was a baaaaad day. We had to immediately produce a dedication-slide to put up before the move "The Dream is Alive" (IMAX, 1985).

The one and only time the boss didn't complain about the rush fees for 35mm slide production.

@catsalad
Our cat, Mr. Cat, does this. You have to pay the stair-toll in petties.

@VeroniqueB99

Thy have to charge that much or nobody would buy them.

(Patience, let that soak in.)

@nemeciii

FIRE THE BAZOOKA!!!!!!!

@augieray

Shouldn't that be in Inuit?!