@Nickiquote Surprised that the Daily Fail aren’t pro-porn because that “article” is a load of wank. 🤮

@pseudonym Workied in hotels and housekeeping for years and we were always told that was the way to do it. Something about customer expectations. ‍️

@grickle This is how I feel taking a selfie

@georgetakei Given how depressing the news is these days, I’m all for drunk reporters. It at least makes it more watchable.

@Voline Bad news for the self-confessed Christian nationalists. Keep it coming!

@WeirdWriter @alicemcalicepants

@impermanen_ Why can I see the Pet Shop Boys when I look at this picture?

@marnanel Fucking gammons! Well played, BCC.

@LilPecan Either way, both of whom should be burned with fire.

@pezmico Almost as disturbing as the number of these people who think it’s ok to sexually abuse children so long as no-one else knows about it. 🤨

@LilPecan Why does it look like it wants to wipe mankind from the face of the earth?

@redsad Surely Jeff wants to take a trip on one of his penis-extension rockets of his?

@cmconseils Oooh, feeling this today.

@tvaziri Oooh, they’re gonna love it! Pity it overshadows the rest of the film though.

@selzero Honestly, wasn’t aware of that character until now. Sorry!

@selzero Is he supposed to look like a bad taxidermy exhibit?

@mpjgregoire To be honest, the half time show for me is my cue to go for a piss and then have a sandwich. Always has been. ‍️

@randahl @ben I hope that in these final few months, he really lets rip. Gloves off, no softly-softly… just aiming straight for the jugular because he’s so good at hitting his marks.

@serverlessaoife A gay beaver? The Americans wouldn’t like that one.

@nocontexttrek Ok, I’m waiting for that headline. You know the one…