@rufustheduck This is what I want to be when I grow up

This is an aquarium

There's a sign

That answers this question

RIGHT THERE

@_elena

For context: Soren makes satirical UI concepts, this isn't real

Here's his site: https://www.soreniverson.com/

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soren_Iverson

@tenzochris context for those confused

@tenzochris Australia

Wake ups often also include relocation to try and find the sunny spot again

The schedule:
- Post Wake-up nap
- Complain about food
- Pre-lunch nap
- Complain about food again
- Get served lunch
- Wait to see if the humans will provide any better food options
- Early afternoon nap
- Check if better food has appeared
- Mid afternoon nap
- Judge passers-by
- Early evening nap
- Complain that you haven't eaten all day (this was your choice)
- Judge passers-by
- Evening nap
- Complain about bedtime
- Bedtime
- Rinse and repeat

She's (almost) 13 and has been living with retirees her whole life

If you interrupt her nap schedule she gets cranky

This is Delilah, she’s my grandparents' dog

She’s cranky

#PetPics #DogsOfMastodon

@cliffwade I use them all the time in writing, actually

Not so much in writing code

@cliffwade It's been a real productive morning of writing an AutoHotkey script to map en and em dashes to the same keybinds on Windows as they are on macOS and I don't know why it's taken me until now to actually getting around to doing that

@cliffwade I'm up and in the office at 6am thanks to the snowstorms in Newfoundland cancelling most—if not—all of the flights into St. John's so most of the usual crew is not going out there, we're just going to works NL time in Wisconsin

We're having a blast and are probably going to set a record for most caffeine consumed in a single week as a project team