@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Why have you posted a photo of Danny Trejo in response to a post about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Up the Asda, where the gingerbread men are called 'gingerbread persons', and I, as a sensible God-fearing conservative am OUTRAGED!

How am I to know whether I'm suckling on sweet, delicious, feminine gingerbread breasts or being FORCED to perform a disgusting, perverted fellatio on a big, fat, juicy, swinging gingerbread penis if those WOKE LIBTARDS at Asda refuse to gender their biscuits‽

@malwaretech /Talkie Toaster starts buffing up his CV

@mattblaze Yeah, I've never really understood that sentiment either. Like, I don't tend to surround myself with pricks IRL, so why would I allow it online?

Email from Royal Mail: "We delivered your parcel! How did we do?"

Mate, you did the bare fucking minimum expected of you. Your entire job is to accept the parcel that someone wants to send me, transport that parcel to my house, then ensure that the parcel enters my house. That is literally your job.

Reviews are for things that cost people money to experience. I will review a meal. I will review a new record, or a new movie.

I will not review a fucking parcel delivery. Particularly not the default parcel delivery service in the UK.

@jvschrag @afewbugs And to add insult to injury, those same cleaning staff get paid less than anyone else on site and routinely demeaned.