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That Old Guy with the BeardI

ianamartin@mstdn.ca

@ianamartin@mstdn.ca
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  • Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late.
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    @Erased_Citizen @giflian With “cat climbing furniture and fixtures on the walls for them” you have described every inside space in the world. I’m convinced that you could find cats on the inside of the dome of St Paul’s Cathedral if they were permitted to roam freely in the building.

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  • Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late.
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    Damn. Where did I put that nap?

    Bloody caffeine.

    Ah! Here it is.

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  • Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late.
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    @Erased_Citizen @giflian That middle image is glorious. “How did they get up there‽” is a question as old as time. Or, at least, about 3,000 years ago when cats were initially domesticated by the Egyptians (if I remember the details from the video a few weeks ago).

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  • I would have rathered this and the home-owners grant were means-tested.
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    @anthonyfloyd.ca My mother deferred property taxes for last year, because of my Farher’s passing etc. so… just in time. Thank goodness for small mercies, etc.

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  • Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late.
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    @giflian Thank you, I have the same hope.

    Often I find myself attracting cats, especially if I am in need of emotional support. I have no idea how many times people have said “oh, wow! [Name of Cat] never does that with strangers!”

    They always seem to sense when someone could benefit from their power, and certainly my need is more pronounced of late. So, here’s hoping. 🤞

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  • Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late.
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    I have just sent a note to my Aunt about… well, a bunch of stuff, really.

    So… time for a nap.

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  • Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late.
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    Inspired by @TheBreadmonkey earlier today, I am also having a hard time of it of late. I greatly appreciate people’s photo contributions of animals and memes which I have been examining.

    I’m starting another Leave of Absence (but it’s being backdated to when it really started a month ago) and will be seeing my GP later this week for a Physician’s Official Declaration of Poopiness™ letter.

    I was showered and dressed by 10:00 today (hooray!) and am well into a pot of coffee (caffeine is a hell of a drug), So I’m doing okay, but the real test will be to see if I can do it again tomorrow.

    Once I’ve finished at the Dr’s, I’ve scheduled an appointment at Catfé — https://www.catfe.ca — so I hope that the two events will put me firmly back on the mend.

    Follow me for more news about my consistent inability to be an Actual Competent Adult®.

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  • new phone case, who dis?
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    @TheBreadmonkey @codinghorror How do people just go back to browsing the shelves? There’s a guy with a phone bigger than a child, and he’s literally shouting into it! How could anyone just — oh, wait: England. Right. Never mind.

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  • The good news: this hospital does at-home sleep studies!
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    @0xabad1dea Upside: easy to get a seat!

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  • Do you ever get turned on by your own body/presentation?
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    @alice Hell, no! I’m deeply surprised anyone ever has. I’m ugly, (now) tubby, and a lot of work either in a relationship or merely to interest in a hook-up. Who the fuck wants me‽

    Uncategorized sexuality gender poll

  • The plan for today was to get up at 9:00am, do the usual, shower (haven’t in three / four days), make coffee, read for a bit (while drinking the coffee), do laundry, do the dishes, maybe go for a walk.
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    Well… that’s not turning out so well…

    Tomorrow, perhaps…?

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  • The plan for today was to get up at 9:00am, do the usual, shower (haven’t in three / four days), make coffee, read for a bit (while drinking the coffee), do laundry, do the dishes, maybe go for a walk.
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    The plan for tomorrow is to be up at 10:00, ease into the day, shave (haven’t in four weeks or more), go to work from noon to eight (haven’t done that in over two weeks), then repeat the ‘working’ part the next day from about nine to five, and then I’m off for five days.

    Laundry can wait for Tuesday.

    Let’s see how all of that goes.

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  • The plan for today was to get up at 9:00am, do the usual, shower (haven’t in three / four days), make coffee, read for a bit (while drinking the coffee), do laundry, do the dishes, maybe go for a walk.
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    The plan for today was to get up at 9:00am, do the usual, shower (haven’t in three / four days), make coffee, read for a bit (while drinking the coffee), do laundry, do the dishes, maybe go for a walk.

    It’s after 5:00pm. I’m still in bed.

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  • I’m starting to feel so much better medication wise.
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    @Erased_Citizen That is really fantastic, Tom! Well done!

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  • Odin has been spending more time curled up on my bed, which on the one paw is very cute, but on the other it’s the time of year when Amsterdam is 110% mud and wet wipes at the door can only do so much #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon
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    @0xabad1dea Also, that bed can only handle so much weight for an extended period…

    Then there’s the drool…

    Uncategorized dog dogs dogsofmastodon

  • Are we living inside the movie "Groundhog Day"?
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    @randahl Extra-judicial executions are now federally approved.

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