Every second the feds hide this guy is another second Kristy Noem is an accessory to murder. You should have arrested him hours ago.

This all stops as soon as enough of us stand up and say no more.

Advice to European nations from an American:

Put troops in Greenland now. He will try to seize it if you don't send military assets to protect that territory. And you need to do it now. Shoot American troops if necessary.

He's an idiot and he's evil. But he's also a coward. He will back down immediately if faced with aggressive, coordinated, international opposition. It's simple. We are your enemy. Treat us as such.

GUARD #1: Halt, adventurer! Before you continue you must answer our riddle.

ORANGE GUARD: WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER

GUARD #1: One of us always lies, and one of us

ADVENTURER: It's that one. The orange one. He's the one that always lies.

GUARD #1: but you didn't even wait to hear the whole riddle

ORANGE GUARD: INJECTING BLEACH IS GOOD FOR YOU

ADVENTURER: I got it. It's that one.

GUARD #1: you sure you don't want to, like, stay for a bit and listen, maybe get some clues or something?

ORANGE GUARD: I DIVERTED A HURRICANE WITH A SHARPIE

ADVENTURER: nope I'm sure.

GUARD #1: *sigh* okay yeah fine you got it. Proceed.

ADVENTURER: *walks past the guards*

GUARD #1: please take me with you

ORANGE GUARD: I AM THE SMARTEST AND BEST GUARD EVER I KNOW WHAT GIRAFFE IS