Roses are red
They come from Uganda
They’ve ruined the wetlands
But I love you, Amanda

https://pulitzercenter.org/stories/ugly-valentine-how-fairtrade-roses-ravage-ugandas-wetlands

@dropbear @TheBreadmonkey A rabbit hole would be one example of a dirty den, yes.

@TheBreadmonkey Apparently in that new Wuthering Heights film, Margot Robbie has a wank on a moor, a feat not seen in cinema since Laurence Olivier’s Othello.

@jamesb @TheBreadmonkey Fine and normal. His poor mum.

@TheBreadmonkey This, from legal journalist Jeffrey Toobin’s Wikipedia page, is not ideally how you’d want your Wikipedia page to be organised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Toobin

@TheBreadmonkey He killed a German taxi driver when he was a soldier stationed in Germany. He was spotted by Leela off Doctor Who, Louise Jameson, on a prison acting scheme and was encouraged to act when he got out. One of his first roles was in Resurrection of the Daleks.

So he at least served his time.

DALAI LAMA UNRECOGNISABLE IN NEW PHOTO.

@TheBreadmonkey I mean, yeah, but considering he actually murdered someone I think he did alright, cancel culture wise.

@TheBreadmonkey What Leslie Grantham looks like now.

Some of them are of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the most recognisable people in the world, including in those photos you are showing me of him at age 77 or in costume for a film.

I really think you might have had a stroke or something, you should definitely get that checked out.

An awful lot of the photos claimed to be “unrecognisable” are new photos of people who were only slightly famous 45 years ago and you absolutely wouldn’t have recognised anyway.

Some of them are of former child stars and it’s like they’re claiming ignorance over the fact that children age into taller people who can have more body hair and different body shapes than when they were 8.

I think we may just have to accept that a lot of journalists have facial blindness.

If God existed and He just looked at the aesthetics of YouTube thumbnails once,
He would wipe us all out in a second.

@TheBreadmonkey After 3000 hours on the job you become an Andre 3000.

“Journalist” Michael Wolff gossiping with Epstein about carrying messages between Boris Johnson and Steve Bannon:

“SB certainly believes he's coordinating a worldwide revolution, at the same time without a lot of evident faith in his revolutionary partners. Including Boris Johnson. I was carrying messages between them. SB annoyed that BJ isn't stepping up to toppling Teresa May. Fun.”

#USpol #Epstein #UKpol

In the UK in 2018, Steve Bannon has “gotten pulled into the Brexit thing this morning with Nigel, Boris and Rees Mogg”.

A later message in the same conversation says “UK a hot mess”. WE KNOW.

#USpol #Epstein #UKpol

Steve Bannon boasting to Epstein in 2018 about being advisor to basically the entire European far right, including Farage, and what that means for crypto.

#USpol #Epstein #UKpol

@SteveJB It’s the type of thing that makes ND people furious about the neurotypical.

The polite way to refuse an invitation is to keep putting it off until you can write a newspaper column about not wanting to accept it, then the other person tends to get the hint.

@TheBreadmonkey There are five types of people on Fedi and they’re all Chandler.