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Ashwin DixitP

purrperl@noc.social

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  • Wanted: Advice from CS teachers
    Ashwin DixitP Ashwin Dixit

    @futurebird

    How would you regain digital identity, access to your domains, and your money, and get back to doing what you love?

    That's what I would like to learn. How to repair a broken body and mind, heal yourself, and go after the systemic injustices that made possible the violence done to a hacker, who could do things the rich and powerful could not? How to fix the system so you won't be bothered on your next coding run, in case your code really works!

    It's more fun to compute! 🖤🤖🎵

    2/2

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  • Wanted: Advice from CS teachers
    Ashwin DixitP Ashwin Dixit

    @futurebird

    When they reach more advanced levels, you will have to teach them to step even farther back, look outside the frame of the monitor, and account for a different layer of the stack.

    What if your code works, so well in fact, that it threatens the empires of incumbent elites? What if they break down your door, unperson you, arrest you illegally dozens of times, jail you, brutalize you, deny you legal and medical care, and leave you in pain?

    1/n

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  • After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell on hard times
    Ashwin DixitP Ashwin Dixit

    @Natasha_Jay

    It looks like you are trying to poop. May I offer a few helpful suggestions?

    The way to poop is squeeze your abdominal muscles, while loosening your sphincter muscles simultaneously. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Now, push down.

    If that doesn't work, you should try a nicotine vape, which can help relax those muscles and make the shit go down easy.

    Have you found these suggestions helpful? Please help microshit corp serve you better shit. Rate us on a scale of 1-11, using AI.

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  • The new ad campaign for X is nothing if not honest...
    Ashwin DixitP Ashwin Dixit

    @newsthump

    Forget the Epstein files. Release the Pedo files.

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