@bodhipaksa having read more, it seems a company convinced corporations that IZAL was unstealable and actually didn't clog Britain's narrow sewage system, and convinced everyone scraping was more hygenic (since debunked)

@bodhipaksa It's probably worth investigating - obviously there's some scandal behind it where some Head of School Governor Board or other did a shady deal with Bacofoil or something - otherwise how in the hecking heck did this pass the most cursory of checks

@bodhipaksa It was in my primary school - If you had to design the most non-absorbent paper in the universe - that was it, right?!

@AkaSci @sundogplanets we should start crowdfunding "Kessler Takedown Rockets"