@dtm

Given that the Electoral College has nullified my vote, I'll probably write in Killer Mike from Run The Jewels like I should've done in '24. I am, however, willing to listen to arguments for the ghost of Eugene Debs.

Good news, lads: we get to wake up early and make sunrise Caesars for the gold medal game on Sunday morning! #Canada #olympics #hockey #hnom

Nate MacKinnon: The Finnslayer.

#canada #hockey #olympics #hnom

They just panned the crowd it and it looks like Gretzky missed that equalizer when he got up to go get a refill of Niagara Falls box wine. #Canada #hockey #olympics #hnom

#Finland is by all accounts one of the most wonderful countries on the earth and I will resume wishing you all good health, good fortune, and happiness as soon as this semi-final game is over. #canada #olympics #hockey #hnom

A couple of dirty desperate hits by the Yankees with 14 gone in the third. #canada #hockey #olympics #hnom

No score update per popular demand, but the tempo through the end of second period was absolutely fantastic. Who knows how this will end, but it looks like it's going to be as thrilling as every other #Canada #US gold medal game. #olympics #hockey #hnom

@jay Tell the boss Jeff from Sarnia said you have permission to take a long lunch!

The #Canada powerplay unit just about gave up a short-handed goal right at the start of that late period penalty and failed to generate any good scoring opportunities.

That said, the narrative about a big talent mismatch in the US's favour does not line up with what we're seeing before our very eyes after one.

No score yet. The yanks will begin the second on the PP.

#olympics #hockey #hnom

@MissingThePt hockey players vs gymnasts?

We all knew it was going to happen one of these springs, but Buck Martinez has finally retired at age 77. Hat tip to one tough catcher turned broadcasting legend. #bluejays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjHo1w_9WwM

https://www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/blue-jays-icon-buck-martinez-retires/

@cbcnews @calgary-cbcnews

One immediately loses their Canadian status after saying "y'all" unironically.

Youse is the proper form. #canada

We all thought it was kind of funny those couple of times this guy got hammered and rode into local bars on his mule, but everyone agrees it went too far when he threw his raccoon into The Big Apple Bar and Grill and then that server got bitten. I hope he gets help, but there are still a bunch of us who would be supportive if he ran for mayor of this small Kentucky college town. Down here you can survive getting banned from the Apple or Tap, but not both. What are you supposed to do then, drink at Applebees? #kentucky

https://themurraysentinel.org/cowboy-cody-pleads-guilty-in-mule-cases-now-faces-civil-suit-over-raccoon-incident/

The 5cm of snow we got over the weekend and ongoing cold snap have led to a uni closure for the rest of the week. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to refill my coffee and go finish season one of Ludwig. #academicchatter