Is Peter Thiel a vampire?
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@cstross I'm honestly surprised we don't have mecha-cheney. I was *CERTAIN* he would be terrorizing whatever is left of humanity in 5000 years.
@cstross or wait... maybe claims of his death have been greatly exaggerated... NOOOOOO!
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Is Peter Thiel a vampire? A deep dive into the evidence ... https://machielreyneke.com/blog/vampires-longevity/
@cstross Time for a stakeholder meeting.
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Is Peter Thiel a vampire? A deep dive into the evidence ... https://machielreyneke.com/blog/vampires-longevity/
@cstross more of a ghoul, really
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Is Peter Thiel a vampire? A deep dive into the evidence ... https://machielreyneke.com/blog/vampires-longevity/
@cstross as a descendant of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am deeply offended by the notion Peter Thiel could be a vampire. Thiel is a monster and a blood sucking parasite, but he's no vampire.
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@cstross as a descendant of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am deeply offended by the notion Peter Thiel could be a vampire. Thiel is a monster and a blood sucking parasite, but he's no vampire.
@rbanffy Then he's got to be a specimen of Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, the hippo ass leech!
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Is Peter Thiel a vampire? A deep dive into the evidence ... https://machielreyneke.com/blog/vampires-longevity/
@cstross Vampires have more interest in the long-term survival of a healthy feeding stock.
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Is Peter Thiel a vampire? A deep dive into the evidence ... https://machielreyneke.com/blog/vampires-longevity/
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@cstross as a descendant of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am deeply offended by the notion Peter Thiel could be a vampire. Thiel is a monster and a blood sucking parasite, but he's no vampire.
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@rbanffy Then he's got to be a specimen of Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, the hippo ass leech!
@cstross
Thank you for making me read that New Scientist article. I was about to go to bed, now I have to distract myself first
Edit : The title is hilarious, so I must share it: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg14519641-500-leech-rides-the-tunnel-of-love/
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Is Peter Thiel a vampire? A deep dive into the evidence ... https://machielreyneke.com/blog/vampires-longevity/
@cstross He should always be named as “Peter Thiel, the billionaire who feasts on the blood of children…”
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@poetaster remember, with the authoritarian right, it's ALWAYS projection
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