Is Peter Thiel a vampire?

@cstross Time for a stakeholder meeting.

@cstross more of a ghoul, really

@cstross as a descendant of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am deeply offended by the notion Peter Thiel could be a vampire. Thiel is a monster and a blood sucking parasite, but he's no vampire.

@rbanffy Then he's got to be a specimen of Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, the hippo ass leech!

@cstross Vampires have more interest in the long-term survival of a healthy feeding stock.

@cstross anti-christ. He's the anti-christ.

@rbanffy @cstross Is Vampire only from the Transylvanian region, otherwise it's just Sparkling Blood Sucker?

@cstross
Thank you for making me read that New Scientist article. I was about to go to bed, now I have to distract myself first

Edit : The title is hilarious, so I must share it: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg14519641-500-leech-rides-the-tunnel-of-love/
@rbanffy

@cstross He should always be named as “Peter Thiel, the billionaire who feasts on the blood of children…”

@poetaster remember, with the authoritarian right, it's ALWAYS projection