Is Peter Thiel a vampire?

@cstross Not a chance. Vampires have a dignity

@cstross@wandering.shop parabiosis shows up in the Epstein files too

bill gates asking why put all these diverse sciences in one place, who was it for? https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00640752.pdf

and a follow up list of the talks: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02361620.pdf

@cstross I'm honestly surprised we don't have mecha-cheney. I was *CERTAIN* he would be terrorizing whatever is left of humanity in 5000 years.

@cstross or wait... maybe claims of his death have been greatly exaggerated... NOOOOOO!

@cstross Time for a stakeholder meeting.

@cstross more of a ghoul, really

@cstross as a descendant of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am deeply offended by the notion Peter Thiel could be a vampire. Thiel is a monster and a blood sucking parasite, but he's no vampire.

@rbanffy Then he's got to be a specimen of Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, the hippo ass leech!

@cstross Vampires have more interest in the long-term survival of a healthy feeding stock.

@cstross anti-christ. He's the anti-christ.

@rbanffy @cstross Is Vampire only from the Transylvanian region, otherwise it's just Sparkling Blood Sucker?

@cstross
Thank you for making me read that New Scientist article. I was about to go to bed, now I have to distract myself first

Edit : The title is hilarious, so I must share it: https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg14519641-500-leech-rides-the-tunnel-of-love/
@rbanffy

@cstross He should always be named as “Peter Thiel, the billionaire who feasts on the blood of children…”

@poetaster remember, with the authoritarian right, it's ALWAYS projection