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They finally did it.

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  • Windy cityP Windy city

    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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    DecebalTheThracian
    wrote last edited by
    #36

    @pheonix Windows 11 = ☠️

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    • Windy cityP Windy city

      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

      Don Hawkins - W7DAHD This user is from outside of this forum
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      Don Hawkins - W7DAH
      wrote last edited by
      #37

      @pheonix @duniamelayu Linux?

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      • Windy cityP Windy city

        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

        GinkgoG This user is from outside of this forum
        GinkgoG This user is from outside of this forum
        Ginkgo
        wrote last edited by
        #38

        @pheonix Don’t forget that Notepad++ was compromised recently too by state actors… https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incident-info-update/

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        • Windy cityP Windy city

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

          FredricT 😷💉🌻🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
          FredricT 😷💉🌻🌈F This user is from outside of this forum
          FredricT 😷💉🌻🌈
          wrote last edited by
          #39

          @pheonix I believe nothing has ever been safe 🤔 The only state that approaches it is "not compromized yet" 😅

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          • Windy cityP Windy city

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

            Bad Joanie 😷C This user is from outside of this forum
            Bad Joanie 😷C This user is from outside of this forum
            Bad Joanie 😷
            wrote last edited by
            #40

            @pheonix Oh ffs

            Right, it's back to pen and paper, so. JMJ.

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            • Windy cityP Windy city

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

              Chris HessertC This user is from outside of this forum
              Chris HessertC This user is from outside of this forum
              Chris Hessert
              wrote last edited by
              #41

              @pheonix

              This is hilarious. Next time hire some experienced, qualified, human coders? 🤣

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              • Windy cityP Windy city

                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                ploumP This user is from outside of this forum
                ploumP This user is from outside of this forum
                ploum
                wrote last edited by
                #42

                @pheonix :

                insert meme.

                "wait, is Microsoft a huge security hole?"

                "always have been"

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                • Windy cityP Windy city

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                  SibrosanS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Sibrosan
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                  #43

                  @pheonix Valt het jullie ook op dat een klaarstaande Windows-update de werking van applicaties beïnvloedt? Als programma's op een vreemde manier reageren en het icoontje "afsluiten en updaten" is zichtbaar, weet ik al weer hoe laat het is. Na updaten en herstarten werkt het dan weer normaal.

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                  • Windy cityP Windy city

                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                    ColinC This user is from outside of this forum
                    ColinC This user is from outside of this forum
                    Colin
                    wrote last edited by
                    #44

                    @pheonix another reason to switch on linux, only thing that can hold someone from switching is adobe software

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                    • Windy cityP Windy city

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                      oatmealO This user is from outside of this forum
                      oatmealO This user is from outside of this forum
                      oatmeal
                      wrote last edited by
                      #45

                      @pheonix @microsoft always delivers

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                      • ⠠⠵ avukoA ⠠⠵ avuko

                        @jkb @pheonix That seems to be the case, although the weakness is in Microsoft Notepad incorrectly handling “an unverified protocol”, not in something the user then has to do or interact with. Besides clicking a link.

                        This reads to me like an URI protocol handling issue.

                        And that functionality is not something they’d have to reinvent or vibe code.

                        You know, with their proprietary plain text editor running on their proprietary OS, and next to their proprietary file explorer, their proprietary internet browser, their proprietary email client and proprietary network agents.

                        All their proprietary software handling URI protocols… RIGHT THERE.

                        JKBJ This user is from outside of this forum
                        JKBJ This user is from outside of this forum
                        JKB
                        wrote last edited by
                        #46

                        @avuko @pheonix Yes, indeed. And yes indeed this is something that should have never happened, the whole situation is shameful.

                        I was just pointing out that this vulnerability requires additional user input (albeit a very likely user input that normally shouldn't raise any concern), it's not one of those nightmare situations in which the mere opening of a file triggers an exploit.

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