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They finally did it.

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  • Windy cityP Windy city

    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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    wrote last edited by
    #31

    @pheonix You have to click a link. Merely opening the file isn't enough if I'm reading it correctly. That makes it comparable to Internet Explorer back when it would happily download and run any .exe. So pretty stupid.

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    • BSM (sw.s) πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­B BSM (sw.s) πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­

      @pheonix

      One of the reasons, why I use Notepad++ (https://notepad-plus-plus.org/downloads/)

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      James
      wrote last edited by
      #32

      @bsm @pheonix

      Notepad++ is my go-to choice for most everything. Simple, multi-tab app with good cleanup, find-n-replace, and macro tools.

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      • Windy cityP Windy city

        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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        wrote last edited by
        #33

        @pheonix No, no it is not. All corporate compute needs to be in the sea.

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        • Windy cityP Windy city

          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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          Handler Skyler
          wrote last edited by
          #34

          @pheonix Given that WordPad had that built in, and MS killed it; not surprised

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          • Windy cityP Windy city

            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

            Kg. Madee β…‘.K This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote last edited by
            #35

            @pheonix and I still think they should have left support for formatted t3xt where it belongs, in Wordpad
            Notepad could use syntax highlighting & auto-completion maybe ...

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            • Windy cityP Windy city

              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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              DecebalTheThracian
              wrote last edited by
              #36

              @pheonix Windows 11 = ☠️

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              • Windy cityP Windy city

                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                Don Hawkins - W7DAH
                wrote last edited by
                #37

                @pheonix @duniamelayu Linux?

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                • Windy cityP Windy city

                  They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                  This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                  Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                  We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                  https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                  #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                  Ginkgo
                  wrote last edited by
                  #38

                  @pheonix Don’t forget that Notepad++ was compromised recently too by state actors… https://notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacked-incident-info-update/

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                  • Windy cityP Windy city

                    They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                    This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                    Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                    We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                    https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                    #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                    FredricT πŸ˜·πŸ’‰πŸŒ»πŸŒˆ
                    wrote last edited by
                    #39

                    @pheonix I believe nothing has ever been safe πŸ€” The only state that approaches it is "not compromized yet" πŸ˜…

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                    • Windy cityP Windy city

                      They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                      This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                      Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                      We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                      https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                      #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                      wrote last edited by
                      #40

                      @pheonix Oh ffs

                      Right, it's back to pen and paper, so. JMJ.

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                      • Windy cityP Windy city

                        They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                        This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                        Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                        We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                        https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                        #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                        Chris Hessert
                        wrote last edited by
                        #41

                        @pheonix

                        This is hilarious. Next time hire some experienced, qualified, human coders? 🀣

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                        • Windy cityP Windy city

                          They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                          This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                          Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                          We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                          https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                          #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                          ploumP This user is from outside of this forum
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                          ploum
                          wrote last edited by
                          #42

                          @pheonix :

                          insert meme.

                          "wait, is Microsoft a huge security hole?"

                          "always have been"

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                          • Windy cityP Windy city

                            They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                            This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                            Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                            We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                            https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                            #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                            Sibrosan
                            wrote last edited by
                            #43

                            @pheonix Valt het jullie ook op dat een klaarstaande Windows-update de werking van applicaties beΓ―nvloedt? Als programma's op een vreemde manier reageren en het icoontje "afsluiten en updaten" is zichtbaar, weet ik al weer hoe laat het is. Na updaten en herstarten werkt het dan weer normaal.

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                            • Windy cityP Windy city

                              They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                              This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                              Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                              We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                              https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                              #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

                              ColinC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              Colin
                              wrote last edited by
                              #44

                              @pheonix another reason to switch on linux, only thing that can hold someone from switching is adobe software

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                              • Windy cityP Windy city

                                They finally did it. Microsoft has successfully over-engineered a text editor into a threat vector.

                                This CVE is an 8.8 severity RCE in Notepad of all things lmao.

                                Apparently, the "innovation" of adding markdown support came with the ability of launching unverified protocols that load and execute remote files.

                                We have reached a point where the simple act of opening a .md file in a native utility can compromise your system. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭

                                https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/vulnerability/CVE-2026-20841

                                #noai #microslop #microsoft #windows #programming #writing #windows11 #enshittification #cybersecurity #infosec #technology

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                                oatmeal
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                                @pheonix @microsoft always delivers

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                                • β  β ΅ avukoA β  β ΅ avuko

                                  @jkb @pheonix That seems to be the case, although the weakness is in Microsoft Notepad incorrectly handling β€œan unverified protocol”, not in something the user then has to do or interact with. Besides clicking a link.

                                  This reads to me like an URI protocol handling issue.

                                  And that functionality is not something they’d have to reinvent or vibe code.

                                  You know, with their proprietary plain text editor running on their proprietary OS, and next to their proprietary file explorer, their proprietary internet browser, their proprietary email client and proprietary network agents.

                                  All their proprietary software handling URI protocols… RIGHT THERE.

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                                  wrote last edited by
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                                  @avuko @pheonix Yes, indeed. And yes indeed this is something that should have never happened, the whole situation is shameful.

                                  I was just pointing out that this vulnerability requires additional user input (albeit a very likely user input that normally shouldn't raise any concern), it's not one of those nightmare situations in which the mere opening of a file triggers an exploit.

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