Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
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@GayDeceiver this dude will fit right in
@GayDeceiver here's a cleaner version
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver The Antique Woe Show?
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver there is a YouTube series that does a skit that's like QVC for magical items. The channel is called Wizards with Guns, I think. Not the same, but still funny
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@GayDeceiver Thats just warehouse 13
Are we sure Antiques Roadshow isn't a division of Warehouse 13??
"Most of it's junk, but we found 2 cursed mirrors and 1 enchanted key. Gave 'em offers they couldn't refuse."
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
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@wettpaynt
Is it more science fiction like Warehouse 13 or more horror like, well, Friday the 13th? Warehouse 13 is one is my favorite shows so I'm certainly interested but I don't do well with horror or horror adjacent.
@GayDeceiver@bobkmertz @GayDeceiver From my memory it was more paranormal themed than science fiction - two cousins inherit an antique shop full of cursed artifacts and have to recover ones that had been sold on. Nothing that wasn't suitable for syndication on a weekend afternoon. No relation to the film series.
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@bobkmertz @GayDeceiver From my memory it was more paranormal themed than science fiction - two cousins inherit an antique shop full of cursed artifacts and have to recover ones that had been sold on. Nothing that wasn't suitable for syndication on a weekend afternoon. No relation to the film series.
@wettpaynt
Sounds like something I might like. I'll see if I can find it sometime.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver Why not? These videos are QVC for cursed objects: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYxuJ9ujAYo&list=PL-zr4NfZ6FbfNX8vfK3QGtyg1TG9upyML
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My wife thinks I should write a Sasquatch Tracker app.
@tuban_muzuru
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Are we sure Antiques Roadshow isn't a division of Warehouse 13??
"Most of it's junk, but we found 2 cursed mirrors and 1 enchanted key. Gave 'em offers they couldn't refuse."
@deirdrebeth @GayDeceiver @farah that’s a spinoff I’d like to see
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@wettpaynt
Is it more science fiction like Warehouse 13 or more horror like, well, Friday the 13th? Warehouse 13 is one is my favorite shows so I'm certainly interested but I don't do well with horror or horror adjacent.
@GayDeceiver@bobkmertz @wettpaynt @GayDeceiver the least horror. i would call it urban fantasy. i rather liked it.
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@GayDeceiver here's a cleaner version
@ramblindragon there is a certain “cursed or not cursed” quiet vibe about it for sure.
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@GayDeceiver Well, indeed your ordinary gold ring is quite extraordinary. If we hold it in this fire here, you will see some faint script revealed which is in fact the sign of the maker, the Dark Lord Sauron. As far as value goes, at auction I would conservatively estimate about $1 million and I'd insure it for $1.5 to $2 million. Of course, it's real value is to dominate the lesser rings and their owners, so it's priceless. Thanks for bringing it.
@galacticstone @GayDeceiver I could never sell it, it has such sentimental value. It's so precious to me.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver sounds like a front for Marshall, Carter & Dark... https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/marshall-carter-and-dark-hub
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver I'd watch that.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
"Here we have Jack, who acquired at auction a 20' shipping container sold for non-payment of storage fees containing, per the manifest provided by the warehouse, 'The Hoard of Acererak the Demi-Lich'. Jack, have you opened the container yet?"
"No, I was waiting for you."
"Then would you mind doing the honours? The key is in the padlock—"
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver Hauntiques, as it were
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver what a fascinating history this object has. Just for insurance purposes... please check your policy covers the full family for mental health problems and check there's no exemptions for familial homicide in case the pattern holds for a fourth time.
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"Here we have Jack, who acquired at auction a 20' shipping container sold for non-payment of storage fees containing, per the manifest provided by the warehouse, 'The Hoard of Acererak the Demi-Lich'. Jack, have you opened the container yet?"
"No, I was waiting for you."
"Then would you mind doing the honours? The key is in the padlock—"
@GayDeceiver Bonus prize for anyone who can remember playing that dungeon module when it came out back in the 1970s or early 80s.
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Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
@GayDeceiver Rick'n'Morty did that one.
