Lol. Rofl, even.

@sophieschmieg Huh. Well. Someone's got some *good* drugs, that's for sure.

@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

@sophieschmieg Another banger from International Bullshit Machines

@sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!

@sophieschmieg

"While 59% of executives say quantum-enabled AI will transform their industry by 2030, only 27% expect to be using quantum computing by then."

this sure sounds like a polite way of saying "i encourage all of my competitors to dive on this technology first"...

@q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.

@sophieschmieg @q same

@q
And how exactly does one "use" quantum computing
@sophieschmieg

@q @sophieschmieg It's like AI, but with added QUANTUMS! That'll make it EVEN BETTER! The investors will LOVE IT!

I believe this encompasses the sum total of thought on the subject.

@sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

@sophieschmieg But..but...industry buzzwords!!!

@sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.

@slothrop

Stop giving them ideas, please.

Just... Stop.
@sophieschmieg @q

@elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.

@q @sophieschmieg Well, you know, there's stochastic and then there's JFC STOCHASTIC. That one goes to eleven.

@q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange "Quantum AI" is a term that means "hey, look, we have both buzzwords! Give us more money!"

@danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

@sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink

@tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!