Lol. Rofl, even.
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
@sophieschmieg Another banger from International Bullshit Machines
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
@sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
"While 59% of executives say quantum-enabled AI will transform their industry by 2030, only 27% expect to be using quantum computing by then."
this sure sounds like a polite way of saying "i encourage all of my competitors to dive on this technology first"...
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@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??
@q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.
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@q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.
@sophieschmieg @q same
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@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??
@q
And how exactly does one "use" quantum computing
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@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??
@q @sophieschmieg It's like AI, but with added QUANTUMS! That'll make it EVEN BETTER! The investors will LOVE IT!
I believe this encompasses the sum total of thought on the subject.
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@q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.
@sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
@sophieschmieg But..but...industry buzzwords!!!
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
@sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.
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@sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh
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@sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.
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@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??
@q @sophieschmieg Well, you know, there's stochastic and then there's JFC STOCHASTIC. That one goes to eleven.
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@sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??
@q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange "Quantum AI" is a term that means "hey, look, we have both buzzwords! Give us more money!"
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@elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.
@danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.
I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
@sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink
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@sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!
@tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!
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@sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh
@slothrop @sophieschmieg @q You can tell it's good because it's already blockchAIn! It says so! Right there^^^!
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Lol. Rofl, even.
(Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)
@sophieschmieg Perfect for the $1 trillion market value the Metaverse will bring in by then!
Oh wait...
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@danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.
I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.
@elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.
I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.
