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  • Q ✨Q Q ✨

    @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

    Ozzelot :runbsd:O This user is from outside of this forum
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    @q
    And how exactly does one "use" quantum computing
    @sophieschmieg

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    • Q ✨Q Q ✨

      @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

      Hugo MillsD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @q @sophieschmieg It's like AI, but with added QUANTUMS! That'll make it EVEN BETTER! The investors will LOVE IT!

      I believe this encompasses the sum total of thought on the subject.

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      • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

        @q I have no idea. I work in this field, and I have no idea.

        RocketmanS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

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        • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

          Lol. Rofl, even.

          (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

          Darkas VimD This user is from outside of this forum
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          @sophieschmieg But..but...industry buzzwords!!!

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          • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

            Lol. Rofl, even.

            (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

            Evan LightE This user is from outside of this forum
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            @sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.

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            • RocketmanS Rocketman

              @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

              Parade du Grotesque 💀P This user is from outside of this forum
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              Parade du Grotesque 💀
              wrote last edited by
              #14

              @slothrop

              Stop giving them ideas, please.

              Just... Stop. 😉
              @sophieschmieg @q

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              • Evan LightE Evan Light

                @sophieschmieg @danlyke Me after reading that quotation a couple of times.

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                @elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.

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                • Q ✨Q Q ✨

                  @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

                  Evan LightE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @q @sophieschmieg Well, you know, there's stochastic and then there's JFC STOCHASTIC. That one goes to eleven.

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                  • Q ✨Q Q ✨

                    @sophieschmieg what the hell even is quantum AI? we made it even less deterministic??

                    StéphanieS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @q@glauca.space @sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange "Quantum AI" is a term that means "hey, look, we have both buzzwords! Give us more money!"

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                    • Dan LykeD Dan Lyke

                      @elight somehow we, as a society, have decided that these chucklefucks should be in charge of the allocation of capital.

                      Evan LightE This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

                      I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

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                      • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

                        Lol. Rofl, even.

                        (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

                        Jonathan YuJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #19

                        @sophieschmieg That's why there's Quantum NVLink 😊

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                        • Dana FriedT Dana Fried

                          @sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!

                          the elder seaE This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @tess RETVRN TO QVANTVM!

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                          • RocketmanS Rocketman

                            @sophieschmieg @q Implementing a full quantum AI stack without a blockchain feels like a missed opportunity tbh

                            the elder seaE This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @slothrop @sophieschmieg @q You can tell it's good because it's already blockchAIn! It says so! Right there^^^!

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                            • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

                              Lol. Rofl, even.

                              (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

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                              @sophieschmieg Perfect for the $1 trillion market value the Metaverse will bring in by then!

                              Oh wait...

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                              • Evan LightE Evan Light

                                @danlyke It is awfully ironic that you should use this word. I found myself nearly perseverating on it yesterday. Somehow, for a few minutes, it became the most fascinating word in the English language.

                                I think Vonnegut would mark this one up as you and I are in the same karass. And then he'd call us idiots for buying into his bullshit.

                                Dan LykeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

                                I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

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                                • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

                                  Lol. Rofl, even.

                                  (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

                                  Dave Wilburn :donor:D This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @sophieschmieg

                                  Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

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                                  • Sophie SchmiegS Sophie Schmieg

                                    Lol. Rofl, even.

                                    (Not the Onion: https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/institute-business-value/en-us/report/enterprise-2030)

                                    JoshK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @sophieschmieg "Thought Leadership" indeed.

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                                    • Dan LykeD Dan Lyke

                                      @elight I have been trying to find words that express my disdain for the level of "thinking" that's going into the embrace of AI.

                                      I have been taken to task for suggesting that grown-ass adults stuck in Piaget's Animism stage might have developmental disabilities, but I don't know how else to view this level of delusion.

                                      Dan LykeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @elight also, it's making me realize just how disconnected the ability to play the social game is from the ability to actually build shit.

                                      And I'm stuck building shit. Or, more to the point, fixing shit that wasn't built well in the first place.

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                                      • Dana FriedT Dana Fried

                                        @sophieschmieg PIVOT TO QUANTUM!

                                        Otte Homan - remember GeordieO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        Otte Homan - remember Geordie
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                                        @tess hey that's @davidgerard 's tagline! @sophieschmieg

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                                        • Dave Wilburn :donor:D Dave Wilburn :donor:

                                          @sophieschmieg

                                          Hopefully GenAI replaces 59% of executives by 2030. It's maybe the one job the robots could do better.

                                          josh g.J This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @DaveMWilburn @sophieschmieg here's a prototype, er I mean an ADVANCED VC-BACKED INITIATIVE
                                          https://replaceyourboss.ai/

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